No. 34: Paddy Roberts – 50 Worst Album Covers

'Songs for Gay Dogs'

This is about as niche as you can get. Of course, we're happy gay dogs are getting the attention they so rightfully deserve, but there's a greater purpose at work here: if you're curious to know the sexuality of your dog, then put the needle on this vinyl and observe. If he starts panting and wagging, congrats-- you may be staging a gay dog wedding sometime in the near future.