We'll all get to see Liam Neeson and the rest of the wannabe-'Transformers' cast make their 'Battleship' debut on the big screen next weekend, but first 'Saturday Night Live' and Andy Samberg's Nicolas Cage persona have a couple of questions for the celeb. The main concern being, "Why isn't Nic Cage the main star?"

Clearly Cage is exactly like Neeson in every way. For one, the whole premise of 'The Grey' almost perfectly mirrors the 'Ghost Rider' star's life. What? You didn't know that Cage fought off a pack of bloodthirsty wolves with his bare hands? Yeah, neither did we.

On top of that, Neeson's 'Battleship' role was practically written for Cage. Doesn't it seem like the kind of movie where shape-shifting robot aliens invade earth would feature the man from 'Sorcerer's Apprentice' and 'Season of the Witch'?

Even if you agree, don't tell Neeson that. He'll whip out his speech from the 'Taken' trailer and make you wet your pants in fear.