Kristen Wiig as Lana Del Rey Apologizes For ‘SNL’ Performance [VIDEO]

Lana Del Rey thought she performed two songs from her new album back when she was the musical guest on ‘Saturday Night Live.’ According to her fans, however, it sounded instead like she “clubbed a baby seal while singing the Taliban national anthem” (totally not our words). But guess what? Del Rey (as impersonated by Kristen Wiig on ‘Weekend Update’) knows this and she’s sorry.

Yes, Lana Del Rey. You should be sorry for not living up to the great Bubba Sparxxx. You should be sorry for changing your name for the stage. Most of all, you should be sorry for being “stiff, distant and weird.” Obviously you’re the only person in showbiz to do all these reprehensible acts and you should stop.