'All My Friends Are Dead'

Uh... hmm... we... we didn't know, man. We're so so sorry. That... sucks. But, you have to move on. It's been like 18 years. You can make new friends. You should come out with us tonight. We'll get some beers, maybe some burgers, have a couple laughs.

Oh, you don't drink. Well, we could go to a movie. You think Hollywood and anything coming out of Hollywood is pure evil? Well, we're starting to understand why you hang out in the cemetery all the time.