The 10 Dumbest Tweets of the Week
There are over 400 million tweets per day on Twitter. Our math department here at TheFW says that amounts to around 2.8 billion tweets a week. We have gone through each and every one of those tweets to bring you the 10 Dumbest Tweets of the Week.
The Dumb comes in a lot of flavors this week. Let’s start things off with Kim Jong-un. The cherubic dictator has been all over the place lately and today it was revealed that he might have plans to launch missiles at Austin! Who better to shed some light on the situation than America’s newest diplomat to North Korea — Dennis Rodman.
Hurricane Dennis is in Bulgaria! Are you ready to rock?
— Dennis Rodman (@dennisrodman) March 26, 2013
Guess we need to start preparing for Bulgarian missile strike threats now.
— Youssra(@datsmyniall) March 29, 2013
It’s tweets like these that make us happy the Library of Congress has decided to archive all of Twitter.
11 champ;ipnsikp[ ringhs — Phil Jackson (@PhilJackson11) March 27, 2013
Speaking of Dennis Rodman, Twitter just welcomed new user Phil Jackson. This first tweet from the legendary coach is fiendishly dumb. With people ready to jump on top of Jackson for not knowing how to use a computer, he followed it up with this tweet. Always one step ahead, Zen Master!
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so near to Monday? — Chobani (@Chobani) March 25, 2013
Deep thoughts from a container of yogurt.
Success is my only focus — Chris Brown(@chrisbrown) March 24, 2013
Success must also make you really mad.
If only Herman Cain were elected President, we wouldn’t be wasting all this money on snail-sex!
True committed forever love is the ability to love the imperfections — Ryan Lochte (@ryanlochte) March 27, 2013
There really needs to be a #JEAH on the end of this one.
#MyTop5Bands1-Justin Bieber2-One Directivo3-Justin Bieber4-El gordito coreano5-One Direction(Pene)
— Material Defectuoso (@MarcosPokerfase) March 29, 2013
Justin Bieber is not a band. Come on!
Let me clarify….i am SICK that a human being would shoot an innocent baby in the face. i would think that would have been obvious. — Nick Lachey (@NickSLachey) March 25, 2013
Glad you cleared that one up.
It never ceases to amaze me how ironic and paradoxical my existence is… But then again isn’t all of ours? — Chester M. Hanks (@CHETHAZE) March 25, 2013
Looks like someone just enrolled in a philosophy class!