10 Dumbest Tweets of the Week
There are over 400 million tweets per day on Twitter. Our math department here at TheFW says that amounts to around 2.8 billion tweets a week. We have gone through each and every one of those tweets to bring you the 10 Dumbest Tweets of the Week. Sure, we may have lost all feeling in the left side of our body, but it was worth it!
do not fear the higgs bosun
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 21, 2013
Jose Canseco is the mayor of Dumb Twitter. And the chief of police. And apparently, the head astrophysicist. Seriously, this guy is on a whole other level.
— TACO BELL (@TacoBell) March 21, 2013
Congratulations Taco Bell on wishing yourself a happy birthday. We’re glad to see that you’re celebrating with a plate full of diabetes!
Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. – Henry David Thoreau
— Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) March 22, 2013
Don’t forget everyone, she’s famous for making a homemade sex tape.
— Arby’s (@Arbys) March 19, 2013
Let’s see…nope. Still just sitting alone in this booth, reeking of horseradish.
I want @drake to murder my vagina
— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) March 22, 2013
Amanda Bynes, star of ‘She’s the Man,’ everybody.
— Adrian Grenier (@adriangrenier) March 21, 2013
Vinnie Chase tweeted this recently, with a link to this Instagram photo:
Sitting hi in a tree in the pitchblack waitin to whack a TX porkmonster.crazyFun perfection
— Ted Nugent (@TedNugent) March 18, 2013
There are so many sexual metaphors embedded in this tweet, we don’t think we have what it takes to unpack them all.
Whaaaaammmmbuuuuulllllaaaaannnnnccccceeeeee — KhloéKardashianOdom (@KhloeKardashian) March 20, 2013
The only logical assumption here is that Khloe Kardashian has just crashed into an ambulance.
I want to be a bluegrass singer when I’m 70
— Aaron Carter (@AARONCARTER) March 22, 2013
We’re not sure what’s scarier about this tweet, that Aaron Carter is entering his bluegrass phase or the prospect of him singing ‘Aaron’s Party (Come Get It)’ well into his golden years.