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Death Mask of the Ninja – The Worst VHS Covers

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Ah, now this is how you make a VHS cover. It’s cheesy, but at least it’s intriguing. Finally, someone figured out that ninjas should be doing something other than posing. So much is going on here, we need to analyze.

First off, our ninja is so cool he bats away shirtless guy with his left hand, which we’re assuming isn’t even his dominant one! Secondly, he chucks saw blades (shurikens just weren’t enough) at a guy who is clearly defeated, indicating our ninja is totally ruthless. We’re not sure what’s up with the woman, but she’s probably in awe of how cool our ninja is. So cool, he’s totally unconcerned with the third guy sneaking up behind him.

Truly a work of art. Wait, why did this make the list again?!

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