The Chicago Cubs have won the World Series, ending a 108-year drought. If they can end it, then surely these other things can become ancient history, too, right?
Sure, trick-or-treating is an American ritual, but, like Ken Bone costumes, some places are better than others for those looking for candy while putting their kick-butt costumes on display.
We're not here to tell you how to run your life. We're mostly just here to provide you with cute pictures of kittens and GIFs you might like. But if we could make a suggestion, don't get your dad any of these things for Father's Day.