Babies

With an assist from his dad, a chubby baby drops a phat beat worthy of beatboxing legends Doug E. Fresh and Biz Markie.

In a Doritos Super Bowl 2012 commercial, a kid learns a valuable lesson in not teasing old folks. The spoiled brat is at the top of a backyard slide, using a bag of yummy Doritos to taunt what we presume is his grandmother, who is also in the backyard but confined to a wheelchair.

E*Trade’s famous talking baby is back in their Super Bowl 2012 commercial. This year, the tech-savvy tyke is at the maternity ward with his dad, and the pair  are checking out his brand new baby sister. What do you want to bet she has quite the mouth on her too?

In this video, a baby sits on a ping-pong table and bats at balls with a killer forehand. If the remarkable accuracy he shows here is any indication, this kid is destined to be an Olympic table tennis star.

If this video of a precious baby girl saying her first word teaches us anything, it's that you're never too young for delicious bacon.

In news that will likely make mothers everywhere wince in sympathetic pain, a 14-pound baby boy has been born in Des Moines, Iowa.

While his wife labors in a delivery room with their fifth child, Air Force staff sergeant Charles McDaniel starts a freestyle rap to the beat of a fetal heart monitor. It may not be the most appropriate time for an impromptu rhyme, but it's pretty funny nonetheless.

A new dad completely confounds his adorable newborn by making motorboat sounds with his mouth. Enjoy it while you can, dad, because something tells us your baby girl won't always be this easy to impress.

For babies, few things are as amazing as the weird and unfamiliar noises that their parents make. Like many other adorable babies before him, two-and-a half-month-old baby Jackson thinks that these strange sounds are both amusing and disconcerting. And the face he makes to show his surprise is priceless.

Most parents and doctors wouldn’t even consider inducing labor early unless it were absolutely medically necessary. But, one mother decided that giving birth early was important to another member of the family. Namely, her daughter who was dying from a brain tumor.

Now that baby Blue Ivy Carter has been introduced to the world, it's safe to say that proud parents Jay-Z and Beyonce (and everyone from their assistants to Oprah) are currently showering the little one with gifts. But what do you get for the baby who has literally everything? Answer: these extravagant bling-ed out gifts. Because if there's one thing babies love, it's diamond-encrusted anything. (

Some dads sing lullabies to their kids -- but Jay-Z is not just any dad. And while some celebrity couples confirm the birth of children with boring old publicist statements, Hova is going one better there too, releasing a song in which he not only cops to the birth of daughter Blue Ivy, but records the baby girl's first cries.

While director Christopher Nolan's dark vision has given Batman a very adult feel, the Caped Crusader is still a comic book character, and one that also appeals to children. Well, actually, the infants that the Batman and Robin crocheded cuddle critter cape set are intended for probably are too young to appreciate Batman and his "boy wonder" sidekick. But they will still look mighty cute

In a hysterical video that begins with the distinctive 'Law & Order' gavel "doink doink" noise, a father grills his toddler daughter on which parent she likes best. Guaranteed, it's the most adorable interrogation you've ever seen.

Between feedings, diapers and naps, new parents have a lot to think about. And yes, for all you inquiring tech-savvy parents, there's an app to help track all that. In fact, there are several. The real question, however, is, "Are they worth the download?"