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10 Extravagant Baby Gifts for the Kid Who Needs Spoiling

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Now that baby Blue Ivy Carter has been introduced to the world, it’s safe to say that proud parents Jay-Z and Beyonce (and everyone from their assistants to Oprah) are currently showering the little one with gifts. But what do you get for the baby who has literally everything? Answer: these extravagant bling-ed out gifts.

Because if there’s one thing babies love, it’s diamond-encrusted anything. (Babies are so vain.)

Baby Diamond Bathtub

Swarovski, $5,200

Baby Diamond Bathtub
TheDiamondBathtub.com

Outside of sparkly exterior, this crystal studded bathtub is no different from any tub you’d wash your toddler in. But don’t tell that to Kelly Rowland, who bought one for Beyonce and her new baby Blue Ivy. If you like it, then you should have put some bling on it.

The Roddler

Kid Kustoms, $4,495

Hot Rod stroller, Kid Kustoms
Kid Kustoms

Babies have to get around too, so you may want to consider this part-stroller, part-hot rod from Kid Kustoms for that new bundle of joy. The Roddler boasts high grade leatherette upholstery, leafspring and hairpin suspension, pivoting front 52 spoke wheels and an adjustable handlebar. And we assume a sippy cup holder.

Diamond-Encrusted Pacifier

Bling Baby, $17,000

Diamond Pacifier
Baby Bling, Amazon.com

Hey, it sucks to be a baby. All you can do is lie around all day, your parents are in complete control of you and you go to the bathroom in your pajamas. The only fun you have is happily sucking away on your pacifier, but only if that pacifier is encrusted with diamonds. They can cut glass, but they’re gentle as can be in a baby’s mouth. But good luck trying to take them through a metal detector.

Snuffles

Gund, $10,000

Snuffles teddy bear
Gund via Luxury Launches

Babies are special. Really, only millions are born every year. So, every baby deserves a special gift. Don’t insult a new baby by bringing it a plain old snuggly teddy bear. If you don’t bring the baby a teddy bear wearing a $10,000 necklace like this adorable guy, you might as well bring the baby a crocodile to swallow it whole.

Diamond-Encrusted Spoon

Christofle, $950-$1,230

Diamond-Encrusted Spoon
Christofle

It is so passé for babies to be born with silver spoons in their mouths these days. The really modern baby is born with a diamond-encrusted silver spoon or it stays in the womb until it gets one. Do your part and purchase a reasonably priced bling-spoon for that new little one.

Diamond-Studded Toilet Seat

Swarovski, $1,135

Swarovski toilet seat
Swarovski via Lushbling.com

Toilet training can be difficult and humiliating. If you care at all for this new baby and her parents, you will immediately whip out your high-limit credit card and shell out the $1,135 for this Swarovski diamond studded, easy-to-carry potty. Maybe get one for yourself too in the event of long public restroom lines.

Denim Diapers

Huggies, $N/A

Huggies Jeans Diaper
Huggies

Of course, before a baby even makes it to a bathroom, he’s going to spend plenty of time using diapers as a depository. But plain, old diapers give babies an inferiority complex. That’s why you need to buy the little tyke designer diapers. Huggies offers denim-inspired versions of the classic baby poop receptacles and Pampers has their own designer versions created by Cynthia Rowley. A baby should never be forced to potty in less than the best.

Pony

BuyMeAPony.net, $500-$6,500

pony
Thinkstock

What better way for a baby to learn how to get around on its all-fours than by watching a pony get around on its all-fours. You show up at that hospital with a Shetland, Palomino, or Clydesdale in tow and you will be the unforgettable hero in that kid’s life forever.

Elongated Rattles

HBC Rattles, $70-$200

rattle
HBC Rattles

Rattles are a ridiculous gift for children. Snakes have rattles, and you don’t want the kids to be comfortable around snakes do you? No. Instead, get a better rattle. Just plain rattling won’t do. You want a hand-tuned rattle for the baby in your life so his ear becomes very sensitive to only the highest quality rattling.

Spaceship Ride

Virgin Galactic, $200,000

Virgin Galactic
Virgin Galactic

Because they can’t walk or drive, babies are pretty much stuck at home. And, since they have very little mass, gravity doesn’t have much of an effect on them. It is for these reasons that every baby should be given the opportunity to ride on a spaceship. They’re tiny, so they’re used to weightlessness. Plus, unlike on a plane, in space, no one can hear their incessant screams.

Plastic Surgery

Approx. $10,800

Poppy and Sarah Burge
SarahBurge.com

Finally, especially if your friend or relative has just given birth to a bouncy baby girl, a voucher for some kind of plastic surgery is the perfect investment in the child’s future. Just as mom Sarah Burge, who has given her daughter money towards both breast enhancement surgery and liposuction, can attest, nothing makes a baby feel loved like knowing she isn’t pretty enough.

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