Watch the Best of ‘Simpsons’ Favorite Milhouse

We know it's contrary to his nature, but here is a video celebrating the best of Milhouse, aka Bart Simpson's perpetually downtrodden pal.

Something really awful is going to have to happen to him to make up for the show of affection, but we still recommend you watch it, because if horrible stuff didn't happen to Milhouse, we wouldn't have videos like this to enjoy.