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10 Variations of Popular Candies You Probably Missed

People love candy: The average American spends $84 on and consumes about 23.9 pounds of the sweet stuff each year. With all that money and attention, you'd think it would be hard for a candy product to fail. Not true. Many candy products come and go without much notice. Here are 10 variations of popular candies that many people don't realize ever existed.

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New Zealand Batman Who Answered ‘Bat Signal’ Is Total ‘Dork Knight’

A New Zealand man dressed as Batman walked into police headquarters and asked to speak to the "Commissioner."

Like any good superhero, the concerned citizen was responding to the "bat signal" and wanted to see what the emergency was. However,  TV NZ reports that it was all a big misunderstanding on the part of the "Dork Knight." Holy awkward situation, Batman! 

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NFL Tough Guy Antonio Garay Drives a ‘Hello Kitty’ Car [Photo]

There are many things a 6-foot-4, 320-pound NFL player can do off the field and get away with. Those things include spray painting his hair to resemble the underpass of a highway, wearing 3-D glasses for the hell of it and driving a 'Hello Kitty' smart car. San Diego Chargers defensive tackle Antonio Garay does all of the above. Who is going to say anything to him about it?

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Jessica Simpson Stalker Selling Self-Published Book About the Starlet

An obsessed Jessica Simpson fan has taken his love for the star to novel heights. Marce William Burchell who, after allegedly stalking Simpson for years, decided to pen and self-publish a book about the object of his affection.

The best part? The book's insane title: 'The True Story of Jessica Ann Simpson's 22 month long attempt to seduce a married man- her very Active Super Secret Sex life: True Story Jessica Simpson Seduction of A Married Man (Volume 1).'

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