Chris Illuminati
Chris is the editor-in-chief of GuySpeed. He's written three books, and previous to this position, he contributed to AskMen, Penthouse, Maxim and many other magazines and websites. Follow him on Twitter.
Chris Illuminati
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How to Get Your Own Morning Radio Show Name
Did you ever wonder how your favorite radio show got its name? We think we've figured it out.
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Man Walks Around the World in 11 Years
For some guys, a sports car and a new wife just aren't good enough to shake off a mid-life crisis. A Canadian man decided to take a jog to keep his depression at bay. He just returned home -- 11 years later. The Vancouver Sun explains how it all started.
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Tim Tebow Gets the Auto-Tune Treatment With Help From Lil’ Wayne and Hulk Hogan [VIDEO]
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Reporter Can’t Handle the ‘Noise’ at Concert [VIDEO]
Live concerts are often incredibly loud and when one local reporter was dispatched to a music venue prepping for the night's show, she recoiled at the deafening sound check alone.
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Vintage ‘Mad Men’ ‘Playboy’ Covers Are a Fan’s Dream [IMAGES]
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Dropkick Stains With the Chuck Norris Detergent [Photo]
Chuck Norris can, and will, fight anything. Chuck Norris always wins. Now, bored with people, Chuck is fighting stains. We've found a detergent that is "Chuck Norris approved."
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iCub Crawling Robot Baby is Adorably Creepy [VIDEO]
What's cuter than a baby? How about a robot baby? This video of the not-at-all-terrifying iCub crawling robot baby is both adorable and a reminder of humanity's increasing obsolescence. Soon you will be our ruler, robot baby.
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New Zealand Batman Who Answered ‘Bat Signal’ Is Total ‘Dork Knight’
A New Zealand man dressed as Batman walked into police headquarters and asked to speak to the "Commissioner."
Like any good superhero, the concerned citizen was responding to the "bat signal" and wanted to see what the emergency was. However, TV NZ reports that it was all a big misunderstanding on the part of the "Dork Knight." Holy awkward situation, Batman!
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NFL Tough Guy Antonio Garay Drives a ‘Hello Kitty’ Car [Photo]
There are many things a 6-foot-4, 320-pound NFL player can do off the field and get away with. Those things include spray painting his hair to resemble the underpass of a highway, wearing 3-D glasses for the hell of it and driving a 'Hello Kitty' smart car. San Diego Chargers defensive tackle Antonio Garay does all of the above. Who is going to say anything to him about it?
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Bizarre iPhone Case Looks Like a Human Face
These iPhone cases, made to look like the side of a human face, make it appear as if a person isn't really talking on the telephone. They're just, you know, hanging out with their hand up to their face doing who knows what. Kind of quirky.