There are many things a 6-foot-4, 320-pound NFL player can do off the field and get away with. Those things include spray painting his hair to resemble the underpass of a highway, wearing 3-D glasses for the hell of it and driving a 'Hello Kitty' smart car. San Diego Chargers defensive tackle Antonio Garay does all of the above. Who is going to say anything to him about it?

Garay Tweeted a photo of  his ride as he cruised around town. This is a huge endorsement for the smart car. If a man Garay's size can fit comfortably, so can the rest of the averaged-size population. There's also enough room in the trunk for all the Super Bowl trophies. All zero of them. Just kidding, Garay! Even in a Hello Kitty car, we still fear you.

[Antonio Garay Twitter found via Deadspin]