What's the best part of the Kentucky Derby? The hats? The horse racing? The glasses filled with cold, cold whiskey? We couldn't decide, so we put some hats on some horses to help us figure it out. It didn't help. We'll make up our mind tomorrow when the race is over.

She stole this hat off Ivana Trump's head.

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The kids can do it to y'all.

Derby Foal
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This is a horse, wearing horses on its head. Think about it.

Derby Horse Hat
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Can horses eat cheese?  Only one way to find out. (Ask somebody who knows.)

Cheesehead Horse
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Is this is the cover for a Dixie Chicks album? Because it should be.

DerbyHatHorse
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Oh you fancy, huh?

Pink Hat Horse
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What? What do you wear when you traipse through a field of flowers?

Derby Infielder
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This horse has excellent posture.

Towering Derby Hat
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This horse knows how to party.

Beer Horse
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Talk derby to ME, horse!

Talk Derby
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