Kiss

The rockers in Kiss are famous for shamelessly attaching their name to all kinds of wacky merchandise. (Remember the Kiss Casket?) But the band may have outdone themselves this time with co-branded Kiss/Hello Kitty toilet paper. As our friends at Ultimate Classic Rock discovered, this is unfortunately a real thing.

Getting his ear and hair licked by Giant, the family bulldog, brings baby George much laughter and delight. In fact, when Gaint stops the licking George begins to rub his face against the pooch in hopes that it will initiate another session of slobbering. Too bad the pup has clearly had enough. Maybe next time, kid.

Five-year-old drumming prodigy Avery Molek rocks out to Kiss by playing a medley of songs from each of the legendary band's 20 studio albums. Trust us, nobody pounds the skins like this kid.

Instead of the lip-locking action of traditional kissing, the harmonic kiss is about showing your love by bathing your partners mouth in sound waves. Does it feel better than smooching? Try it out for yourself and get back to us.

Seal pups are often very gentle, even in the face of a foreign intruder. A smiling seal pup welcomes a diver into its underwater world with a kiss on the goggles. Watch the inter-species friendship blossom after the jump.

In the biggest comic book crossover since Eminem crossed paths with the Punisher, the guys from KISS are meeting up with Archie and the gang from Riverdale High. The four-part series won't begin until November 30, but you don't have to wait until then to get a good look -- 'Archie Meets KISS' has debuted its very own trailer, and you can watch it now.