We've shown you Daneboe's summary of how Chuck Norris can beat Super Mario Bros. in less than twenty seconds.
But how will do against the pigs from "Angry Birds"?
Chuck Norris Facts was an early internet meme in which the manly awesomeness of the ginger-headed martial arts master was distilled into pithy factoids. Since then, Norris has been replaced in the hearts of internet users by things like cats and ridiculously handsome marathon runners. However, a new video tribute called 'Chuck Norris: The Movie' could well return the bearded beacon of hope to the
Chuck Norris can, and will, fight anything. Chuck Norris always wins. Now, bored with people, Chuck is fighting stains. We've found a detergent that is "Chuck Norris approved."
While 'The Expendables' arguably featured the greatest collection of movie action heroes ever assembled, there were still a couple pretty prominent celluloid ass-kickers who weren't in the cast.
It looks like the film's writer/director/star Sylvester Stallone is trying remedy those oversights in the sequel. Sly announced this week that Jean Claude Van Damme is on board for 'The Expendables 2,' and
If animated GIFs are the cherry on top of our daily internet sundae, Chuck Norris is the fudge. These cherries and fudge are unrelated to the actual cherries and fudge that top our real daily sundaes which we like to enjoy in our large conference room covered ceiling to floor in plastic tarps. Caramel can get messy!
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