Just when you thought the neckbeard couldn't sink any lower, these guys came along. They think reflective triangles on their buggy are too modern. We think most things are probably too modern for guys who rock the Mr. Tumnus. Sadly a judge didn't quite agree that making their buggies road-safe went against their religion, and now we will forever have this reminder to never cut our own hair emblazoned in our memories.

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