Woman Used Public Funds to Buy Her Dog a TuxedoWoman Used Public Funds to Buy Her Dog a TuxedoSpending money wisely may not be this woman's strong suit.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Tinder Date Ends When Dog Is Stolen From Home Woman Was WatchingTinder Date Ends When Dog Is Stolen From Home Woman Was WatchingAs far as bad Tinder dates go, this one is tough to top.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Cough Drop-Flavored Kit Kat Is Something That Exists (That Shouldn’t)Cough Drop-Flavored Kit Kat Is Something That Exists (That Shouldn’t)Hey, Kit Kat -- give us a break. Please.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Couple Names Baby 'Eclipse' in Honor of Historic Celestial EventCouple Names Baby 'Eclipse' in Honor of Historic Celestial EventThese new parents really got into the spirit of Monday's eclipse.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Man Comes Home to Find Someone Broke In Just to Clean ItMan Comes Home to Find Someone Broke In Just to Clean ItTalk about making a clean getaway.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Pizza Delivery Man Stiffed on Tip Writes Threatening 4-Page Letter Pizza Delivery Man Stiffed on Tip Writes Threatening 4-Page Letter Two wrongs don't make a right.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Girl Gets Battery Stuck Up Her Nose. Now the Real Trouble Begins.Girl Gets Battery Stuck Up Her Nose. Now the Real Trouble Begins.We spend so much time trying to keep things out of kids' mouths that we fail to notice when they put things in other places.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Teenager Wins Lottery Twice In One Week and You're BrokeTeenager Wins Lottery Twice In One Week and You're BrokeTalk about pushing your luck.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Car Stopped With Way, Way, Way Too Much Stuff on RoofCar Stopped With Way, Way, Way Too Much Stuff on RoofThis road trip never should've left the driveway.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Mom Allegedly Pulled Child's Teeth With Pliers in Walmart BathroomMom Allegedly Pulled Child's Teeth With Pliers in Walmart BathroomA woman is in some serious trouble for the dangerous way she takes care of her child's oral hygiene.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Girl Scout Leader Accused of Stealing $15,000 Worth of CookiesGirl Scout Leader Accused of Stealing $15,000 Worth of CookiesWell, this is one way to satisfy those Thin Mints cravings.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Wanna Steal Your Final Exam? Don't Do What These Boneheads DidWanna Steal Your Final Exam? Don't Do What These Boneheads DidWe can't even give these guys an "A" for effort.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Picking Your Nose and Eating Boogers Are Totally HealthyPicking Your Nose and Eating Boogers Are Totally HealthyLittle kids are onto something.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Fast-Food Worker Is the Most Relaxed Robbery Victim EverFast-Food Worker Is the Most Relaxed Robbery Victim EverNerves of steel, or just a typical apathetic teenager? Either way, this Jimmy John's employee is now our favorite fast-food worker for his cool under pressure.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Couple to Divorce Out of Respect for Their Shared GirlfriendCouple to Divorce Out of Respect for Their Shared GirlfriendThis is not your typical love triangle.Staff WriterStaff Writer