#GetOutOfJuryDutyIn4Words and Be Home By Lunch#GetOutOfJuryDutyIn4Words and Be Home By LunchJury duty. The scariest thing that can happen to a person this side of a visit to the DMV.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
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The Internet Is Soooo Ready for the Solar EclipseThe Internet Is Soooo Ready for the Solar EclipseMonday's solar eclipse has been a boon for the Internet.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Owl and Man Duke It Out in Fiercely Adorable Game of Tug of WarOwl and Man Duke It Out in Fiercely Adorable Game of Tug of WarThis rope's not big enough for the two of them.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
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'How to Make A Blockbuster Movie Trailer' Is Oscar Caliber Great'How to Make A Blockbuster Movie Trailer' Is Oscar Caliber GreatThis is the tried-and-true formula for every wannabe smash hit.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Anchors Have Major Giggle Fit While Covering Sewage LeakAnchors Have Major Giggle Fit While Covering Sewage LeakSewage leak -- gross, sure. But it's also pretty darned funny.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Man Comes Home to Find Someone Broke In Just to Clean ItMan Comes Home to Find Someone Broke In Just to Clean ItTalk about making a clean getaway.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
'Troll Cakes' Are the Delicious Way to Shut Down Internet Haters'Troll Cakes' Are the Delicious Way to Shut Down Internet HatersRevenge is sweet.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Supercut of Kids Embarrassing Parents Is Reason to Stay ChildlessSupercut of Kids Embarrassing Parents Is Reason to Stay ChildlessKids really do say the darnedest things.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
Guy Torments Fiancee With Same Horrible Joke Over and OverGuy Torments Fiancee With Same Horrible Joke Over and OverGot enough lame jokes?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
July 2017 News Bloopers Is the Laugh Riot You Need Right NowJuly 2017 News Bloopers Is the Laugh Riot You Need Right NowThe news: informing us and entertaining us, without even trying.Staff WriterStaff Writer
Man Hired to Come Up With Bizarre Donald Trump BetsMan Hired to Come Up With Bizarre Donald Trump BetsThis is probably not the way Donald Trump envisioned moving the economy.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
#MyMessageToTelemarketers Tweets Are a Hate-Filled Laughfest#MyMessageToTelemarketers Tweets Are a Hate-Filled LaughfestTelemarketing -- the only job that can make being a meter maid look good.Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz
#SignsYoureOutOfShape Tweets Will Have You Running for the Gym#SignsYoureOutOfShape Tweets Will Have You Running for the GymIs your own personal battle of the bulge turning into the war of waistline?Drew WeisholtzDrew Weisholtz