#GetOutOfJuryDutyIn4Words and Be Home By Lunch
Jury duty. The scariest thing that can happen to a person this side of a visit to the DMV.
Humor
#BacktoSchoolComplaints Will Make You Long for Summer Vacation
The kids are going back to school, but they aren't the only ones unhappy about that.
The Internet Is Soooo Ready for the Solar Eclipse
Monday's solar eclipse has been a boon for the Internet.
Owl and Man Duke It Out in Fiercely Adorable Game of Tug of War
This rope's not big enough for the two of them.
Bold Tortoise Somehow Escapes From Zoo -- Twice
We're not sure you can call this a fast getaway.
'How to Make A Blockbuster Movie Trailer' Is Oscar Caliber Great
This is the tried-and-true formula for every wannabe smash hit.
Anchors Have Major Giggle Fit While Covering Sewage Leak
Sewage leak -- gross, sure. But it's also pretty darned funny.
Man Comes Home to Find Someone Broke In Just to Clean It
Talk about making a clean getaway.
Supercut of Kids Embarrassing Parents Is Reason to Stay Childless
Kids really do say the darnedest things.
Guy Torments Fiancee With Same Horrible Joke Over and Over
Got enough lame jokes?
July 2017 News Bloopers Is the Laugh Riot You Need Right Now
The news: informing us and entertaining us, without even trying.
Man Hired to Come Up With Bizarre Donald Trump Bets
This is probably not the way Donald Trump envisioned moving the economy.
#MyMessageToTelemarketers Tweets Are a Hate-Filled Laughfest
Telemarketing -- the only job that can make being a meter maid look good.
#SignsYoureOutOfShape Tweets Will Have You Running for the Gym
Is your own personal battle of the bulge turning into the war of waistline?