Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Americans Are Going to Spend More Than $9 Billion on Halloween
The amount of money people will spend on Halloween is downright scary.
Halloween Season Means an Increase in Lice for One Simple Reason
Now, *this* is scary.
Mortified Employees Share the Shadiest Work Rules They’ve Had to Endure
Just be thankful your boss your boss only emails you once or twice a night after quittin' time.
Try Not to Feel Badly for This Struggling Chicken Bobbing for Apples
Cluck was not on his side.
Gross #PortaPottyChallenge Is Bacteria-Filled Fun for All
Be thankful you can't smell this.
So, Exactly Just How Full Is Your DVR? [POLL]
Technology -- it's supposed to make life easier, but, boy, can it make it harder.
Watch a Man Dressed As a Coke Bottle Rob a Restaurant
Police sure are thirsty to find this guy.
Shot Congressman Steve Scalise Makes Triumphant Return to Capitol Hill
Rep. Steve Scalise, the congressman shot during a practice for a charity baseball game back in June, returned to Capitol Hill on Thursday.
High School Orders Students to Get Pre-Approved for Dance Dresses
Don't say yes to the dress until the school does.
Candy Corn Pizza Has Arrived and It’s a Whole Bunch of Yuck
Okay, what in the name of 30-minute delivery is going on here?
Dad Bag Fanny Pack Can Turn Any Guy Into a Chubby Papa
Introducing the fanny pack, dad-point-oh.
Woman Plays Same Lottery Numbers for 30 Years, Wins $133 Million Jackpot
This woman's decision to stick with her game plan literally paid off.
Pumpkin Spice Pizza Is Here Because This Fad Will Never Die
And you thought pineapple on pizza was controversial.
45 Men Dressed As ‘Magnum, P.I.’ Booted From Detroit Tigers Game
Life shouldn't always imitate art.
This Disastrous Election Ad Lampoons ‘Top Gun’ and Fails Miserably
There's no such thing as bad publicity. Well, maybe there is.