Young Woman Sets Totally Necessary Cheese Ball World Record

The folks at RecordSetter.com have graced us with videos of people setting unique (and sometimes bizarre) world records before. But this -- a video of a young woman setting a record for the most cheese balls stuffed in one's mouth -- is something we've attempted ourselves just for kicks. (Don't ask. We went to a party college.)

With the help of a friend and a plastic bag held at the ready should things go, um, awry, Aurian Staunton of Queensland, New Zealand, recently jammed 29 cheese balls into her open mouth, setting a new world record. Er, congratulations?

In actuality, Staunton fit 30 cheese balls, but she broke a cardinal rule by crushing one during the attempt. Aww, so close! Either way, Staunton just put our go at cheese ball greatness to shame. Guess we need to start training immediately.