Forgive us this bit of hyperbole, but sometimes it doesn't take much to make a day the worst day ever. In fact, it's the little things that are driving us slowly insane. If all of these things happened in one day, just lock us up and THROW AWAY THE KEY BECAUSE WE'RE DONE!

Try to open a box and this happens:

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Squeeze from the bottom, you monster!

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Good thing we only wanted to wash our fingertips...

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This guy probably deserves four parking spaces.

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Just trying to remember the pleasures of childhood, when suddenly, BOILING RAGE!

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Or worse:

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How did this butter know we wanted our bread ripped into shreds???

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Good thing we were using this eraser to HIGHLIGHT ALL OUR MISTAKES. CAN WE BRING YOU HOME FOR CHRISTMAS, ERASER???

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Thanks, Java! Everyone wants a stupid toolbar.

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When the lights are off, why can't they just go in the same direction? WHY?

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Just select what we need. Just select what we neeeeeeeeed!

About three seconds before we stab open the sour cream with a knife...

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What are they using to glue this stuff shut?

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Oh look, a spot so we can charge our --- JUST KIDDING!

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Duct tape -- you're the worst.

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This is a lie, you stupid, lousy sack of meat!

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Thanks for rationing your quarters, cashier! We know you have more!

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Good thing we just crossed out that bit of information we need to memorize.

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You've been making these shoes for a bazillion years, how is this still a problem?

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You win this round, Reese's -- the indignity of licking a wrapper in public is a small price to pay for chocolate.

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