Fritos fits the bill of a perfect snack. Now, before you get all snack sassy, just hear us out. They’re crunchy, salty, miniature, AND they’re the ultimate dip-scooper. Could it get any better? No way. That’s why when we heard the folks over at the Texas State Fair wanted to honor the delicious goodness, we couldn’t contain our Frito-loving excitement!

2012 marks 80 years of Fritos chips, so to celebrate its birthday, the good ol’ Texans set the Guinness World Record for world’s largest Frito pie. What the heck is a Frito pie? Brace yourselves. This holy moly snack concoction has “660 cans of Hormel Chili without beans and 580 bags of shredded cheese”, all melted over “635 bags of Fritos chips."

Our arteries are clogging up just thinking about this insane creation, but boy the Texans sure are geniuses.