Sure, they're marketing it to mechanics, but can you imagine bending over and standing up AND laying down becoming a thing of the past? You could go from sitting in front of your television to LAYING in front of your television just by MOVING YOUR HANDS.

No more of this pesky moving your body around like you usually have to do when you want to sleep on the couch because you've lost the will and dignity to even move your body to the bed. If it comes with the soundtrack in this commercial, we could pretend we were at the world's fanciest optometrist's office all day. For God's sake please, somebody stick a toilet under this thing and make our dreams come true. Please.