As this awesomely funny video shows, being a television news anchor isn't just about reading from the teleprompter. It also requires you to keep your mind out of the gutter, which the majority of the talking heads in this supercut fail spectacularly to do. (Warning: NSFW for unintentional profanity.)

All the anchors and reporters here trip over their words and say things they probably never intended (at least we hope not.) One congratulates a coworker on his "big hooters," another references her "one-eyed monster" and it just gets much, much worse from there.

A shocking number unintentionally refer to the male anatomy and even utter its much dirtier alternative which rhymes with "rock." Even Fox's Ernie Anastos makes an appearance with his legendary non sequitur where he instructed his coworker to do something indecent with a chicken. What are these people thinking?

Delicacy prevents us from describing these obscenity-laced slip-ups any further. Just watch for yourselves, but cover the ears of any impressionable children who happen to be nearby.