'Vamos a la Playa'

"Hey bros, you beachin' it today? Sweet. Lemme get my boogie board."

Tough to say what's going on here. Is this a father-son combo or is it a rebel uncle teaching his awkward nephew how to be a man? Are they lovers?

Any way you slice it, this is the least inviting pic we've ever seen. Yeah, sure, they might have some pretty sweet swag in those backpacks, but do you really want to be seen with them? Also, you may not come back alive.