With the very public meltdown of Charlie Sheen and his expulsion from 'Two and a Half Men,' viewers probably don't need another reason to watch the reboot of the sitcom with Ashton Kutcher, which is set to premiere on September 19.

But this top 10 list of reasons to tune in, which the cast of 'Men' halfheartedly presented on the 'Late Show With David Letterman,' definitely won't help.

Kutcher, Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones droned through the list via satellite from the show's Burbank, California set. The funniest bit was the number one item: "Watch it, don't watch it -- I get paid either way," said Kutcher.

[Late Show With David Letterman via Gawker]