We'll no doubt draw the ire of countless Twihards for this, but we've never been fans of the 'Twilight' movies or books. But now that Bad Lip Reading has provided their unique spin on the series, we're finally ready to consider ourselves among the converted.

We dare you not to laugh as main protagonists Edward and Bella earnestly discuss spitting, fish punching, smelly tongues and Chinese food. Who's to say this isn't actual dialogue? It's not like anyone can understand the spacey, perpetually mumbling Kristen Stewart anyway.

As far as we're concerned, 'Twilight' needs more melodramatic exchanges about eating leftover cake for dinner. Real fans may disagree. But to that we say, "Dude, that's so loserly."