‘Trumpkins’ Are the Most Ferociously Fearsome Pumpkins Ever
To alter a phrase that’s been altered countlessly over the last few months, Donald Trump is out to make Halloween scary again.
In a trend that’s more terrifying than some would say the prospect of a Trump-led White House is, people have been carving pumpkins to look like the Republican presidential nominee. It’s caricature art for our times.
The gourds have grown in popularity and even have their own Instagram hashtag.
These pumpkins may be the only thing on Earth more orange than Trump’s skin and prove that having a huuuuge gourd may serve a practical purpose.
Take a look and make sure you sleep with the lights on.
* #TRUMPKINS * So obviously “Trumpkins” are going to be HUGE for this Halloween. I mean, tremendous! So if you don’t want your Trumpkin to be a complete low energy loser like Jeb Bush or “Little Marco,” here are some tips: First off, of course you’ll want to get an orange pumpkin. This part should be relatively easy. When you do the mouth, try to make it look as much like an angry anus with teeth as possible. I guarantee your Trumpkin will be amazing! Read more details on the article: http://bit.ly/2daOKeP – by dangerousminds.net #duddey #halloween #octoberfest
And don’t think Trump is alone in the pumpkin love. There are Hillary Clinton pumpkins, too.
— Alex Wer (@ThePumpkinGeek) October 10, 2016