And now for some very important news.

We don't know where this is, who installed it or how long it's been like this, but we do know that this toilet paper dispenser sounds exactly like...Chewbacca.

Go ahead, watch it again. Your ears are not deceiving you. It really sounds like a wookie after going dookie.

Sadly, that's the closest to a witty joke about going number two we can think of, short of saying you can do an anagram of "Sith."