No. 42: Tino – 50 Worst Album Covers
‘Por Primera Vez’
When translated, the title means “For the First Time.” It’s THE track to play on prom night or during your first skydiving lesson.
The singer — Constantino Fernandez Fernandez, aka ‘Tino’ — had been a member of a child band called Ludo aka Parcheesi when he was 12. Four years later, at the age of 16, he left the group to pursue a solo career of seducing creeps. Seriously, this is the wallpaper for every candy salesman who owns a windowless van on the planet.
Tino’s pose makes us think maybe it isn’t his first time.