Apparently students at Columbia University are just like the rest of us, at least to the extent that they can't resist stealing massive quantities of Nutella whenever they get the chance.

It seems the students have been taking off with as many as 100 pounds of the stuff every week from the school's dining hall. Some are filling cups with it. Others are straight up lifting jars of the stuff. But what are they doing with it once they get it back to their room?

Here are 11 brilliant and delicious things they should be doing with it. If you love Nutella (or, to put it another way, if you're human) we have good news -- we've included links to all the recipes. Just don't blame us when your fat pants get too tight.

Nutella Mole Chicken Enchiladas

Wandering Chopsticks

Nutella Crescent Rolls

Real Mom Kitchen

Nutella Shots

Daydreamer Desserts

Nutella Cheese Ball

Country Cleaver

Sweet and Spicy Nutella-Coated Bacon

BellaNutella

Nutella Hot Pocket (!!!!!!!!!)

Howto-Simplify

Nutella Waffle Sandwiches (this is not a joke.)

Just a Taste

Nutella-Filled Pretzel Balls

Island Vittles

Nutella Push-Up Pops

Savoring the Thyme

Homemade Nutella Pop Tarts

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Nutella Popcorn

Inside BruCrew Life

Of course, if they were serious, they would just make their own.

They Spunky Coconut

And then eat it the best way possible:

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