The Rapping Weatherman is back! Rather than make a bunch of weather puns to show we're "hip," we'll just say we love this guy soooo much more than weather.com. Not just because one time weather.com made us look at a picture of a fish with human teeth, either (seriously, wtf, weather.com?), but because he's genuinely awesome. He does what all good weathermen should do -- make us want to pay a cable company so we can watch TV and hope it will be this good. Well done, sir.