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10 Terrible Halloween Costumes You Should Definitely NOT Wear This Year

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October is just around the corner, which means we’ve been thinking about what we’re going to be for Halloween for the past three months! If you weren’t graced with such an abundance of foresight, don’t fear — we’re here to guide you.

We may not steer you in the direction of what to be for Halloween, but we can definitely tell you that you do NOT want to wear any of these costumes, starting with ol’ Miley Cyrus up there. Yes it’s scary, but it’s not good-scary. Here are some other Halloween disasters to avoid.

“Sassy Rick Grimes”



Rick Grimes
Spirit Halloween

That is the actual name of this costume. To us it just looks like Drastically Under-dressed State Trooper With a Machete.

Victorian Ghost



Spirit Halloween

Sure, this is supposed to be a Victorian ghost, but thanks to ‘Behind the Candelabra,’ people will probably just assume you’re the ghost of Liberace.

Anyone From ‘Duck Dynasty’



Duck Dynasty
Spirit Halloween

For a significant percentage of Americans, this isn’t even a costume.

Ron Burgundy



Ron Burgundy
Spirit Halloween

Are you really so excited for ‘Anchorman 2‘ that you’re dressing up as Ron Burgundy? That is probably not information you need to share with the world. Unless you plan to use this costume for your baby. Baby Ron Burgundys are hilarious.

Beetlejuice/Robin Thicke



Spirit Halloween

Don’t lie — you bought this to be the Robin Thicke to your girlfriend’s Twerk It Miley costume, and we already explained that is a bad idea, and, yes, everybody has already thought of it.




Spirit Halloween

You know what’s more racially dubious than Johnny Depp’s performance in ‘The Lone Ranger’? The guy who dresses up as Johnny Depp in ‘The Lone Ranger’ for Halloween.




Spirit Halloween

Congratulations! You tried to dress up as Ted from that Seth MacFarlane movie, and now everybody thinks you’re Pedobear! On the bright side, you won’t have to give out candy next year.

Mordecai from ‘Regular Show’



Spirit Halloween

“**SQUAWK** I’m the sexy lady version of a cartoon bird!” What? Go away.

Christmas Tree



Xmas Tree
Costume Express

Wrong holiday, fool.

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