The sweet spot in the Venn diagram of people who like 'Entourage' and people who like 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' is a pretty good size, so we wonder how this video is only just now being made. Seriously, why did it take so long for somebody to put 'Entourage' character Turtle together with 'TMNT' and come up with this?

It's got all the things you love from both shows -- bros, fitted hats, pizza, Ari. If this were real, we would probably watch all of it in a weekend and then feel really bad about our lives. To us, that's the hallmark of a quality idea.