Move over Teenage Mutant Ninja Poodle, and all you celebrities with our favorite heroes on a half-shell drawn onto your noses. Teenage Mutant Ninja Tree has emerged from the sewer and is ready to fight crime and take names.

OK, there is no way a tree this ancient-looking is actually still a teenager. But that's one uncanny looking anthropomorphic turtle knot, isn't it?

[via BuzzFeed]