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Criminal Dressed as Gumby Is Back — And He’s Guilty
A San Diego man who held up a convenience store dressed in a Gumby costume and his non-costumed accomplice pleaded guilty to their crimes. No, they weren't guilty of being adorable.
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Hungry College Student Breaks Into McDonald’s, Cooks Burger and Fries [VIDEO]
A 21-year-old Iowa college student who's been dubbed the "Hamburglar" is in hot water after breaking into a McDonald's restaurant solely for the purpose of making himself food. This guy's lovin' it!
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Six-Year Old Girl Foils Burglary While ‘Home Alone’
She didn't use booby traps, but a six-year-old New Jersey girl dealt with a home invasion just as effectively as Macaulay Culkin's character did in the classic holiday film 'Home Alone.'
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Awesome Guy in Coonskin Cap Gives Hilarious Eyewitness Account of High-Speed Pursuit [VIDEO]
In Florida last month, 27-year-old Matthew Whitney Dykes allegedly tried to rob a credit union and lost control of his vehicle while fleeing from police. Fortunately for us, Davy Crockett, er, coonskin cap-wearing eyewitness/generally awesome dude Carter Johnson saw the whole thing and told his story to news cameras.
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Wannabe Vampire Bites Two People on the Neck at Convenience Store [VIDEO]
In Denver, an unidentified woman attacked two people in a convenience store by biting them on the neck. Somebody's seen the 'Twilight' movies a few too many times.
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Conman Tricks iPad Buyer Into Purchasing Bag of iSpuds
A man in Batley, England who thought he was buying an iPad ended up with a dirty sack of potatoes instead. If we had a nickel for every time we've fallen for that old trick...
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Thief Makes Very Slow Getaway in Motorized Wheelchair [VIDEO]
In New Martinsville, West Virginia, surveillance video captured a thief robbing a local store, then fleeing the scene on -- get this -- a motorized wheelchair.
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Not-So-Great Train Robbery Nets Frozen Pigs’ Feet
An unidentified group of robbers who hit a train in Southern California didn't net the large, lucrative bounty they were probably hoping for. What they got instead was 20 boxes of frozen pigs' feet.
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Women Arrested For Pelting Husband With Cupcakes
A Chicago woman who resorted to "assault with a delicious weapon" during an argument with her husband was arrested Saturday and charged with domestic battery.