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Soccer Medic Fails to Quickly Rush to Injured Player's Aid

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 19:29:43 +0000

All of this medics’ supplies fall out as he rushes onto the pitch to attend to an injured player. Luckily, it’s a soccer player, so he’s probably faking being injured, and the supplies were not really needed. [via Say OMG]

Steven Tyler Not Looking So Good Following Bathroom Fall

Donald Deane — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 19:48:43 +0000

Despite taking a tumble in the shower this week that resulted in horrendous stitches, bruises, cuts and broken teeth, Aerosmith frontman and 'American Idol' judge Steven Tyler took to the stage with his band and performed in Paraguay last night.

But first, he released a photo of his injuries. Dude looks like he could use an aspirin or two.

Record-Breaking Squash Player Thwacks Brother with 175 MPH Ball [VIDEO]

Paul Ciampanelli — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 20:58:52 +0000

Meet Cameron Pilley, professional squash player, who just last week hit a squash ball at 175 miles per hour, setting a new world record. Rather than showing you the record-breaking event, however, the Aussie athlete recreated his famous serve while aiming the ball at his (willing) brother's bare back.

The resulting damage is NSFL enough that you might want to stop the video before the 1:16 mark if you get queasy easily.

Scary Trampling of Mountain Biker by Antelope Buck Caught on Camera [VIDEO]

Paul Ciampanelli — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 15:19:39 +0000

Always wear a helmet when riding a bicycle — you never know what accident might befall you. A car could run a stop sign, a pothole could appear seemingly from nowhere, or a charging antelope might run you over. Oh, that last scenario isn’t likely, you say? Tell that to Evan van der Spuy, the [...]

Ouch! Little Girl Slaps Older Girl Right in Face [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 22:07:49 +0000

This video might not be in English, but it does feature the international language of someone-just-got-slapped-upside-the-head. Watch a little girl turn a bigger girl’s cheek bright red below. Then, check out a “little girl slaps bigger girl” classic. Little Girl Slaps Sister for Blocking Webcam [via OMG Video]

Dumb Guy Falls While Crossing Fountain [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 17:42:31 +0000

A man’s attempt to cross an elaborate — but benign-looking — fountain ends in surprising failure. Watch a human bested by fanciful spouting water below. [Say OMG]

Drunk Party Dance Ends In Hilarious Face-Plant Fail [NSFW VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 18:09:27 +0000

This drunk girl in this video starts out dancing and ends in face-plant infamy. Some rough NSFW language, as is often the case when somebody takes a drunken spill. Check it out below. And may all your embarrassing face-plants be private.