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Snooki's Baby Is Here, Still Sober

Emerald Catron — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 19:15:38 +0000

Snooki is finally ready to show her baby to the world, and it is just slightly bigger than her enormous false lashes. Lorenzo and his mom appear on the cover of People magazine, and he is tiny and cute and appropriately tiny for a baby. (Though his hair is somewhat smaller than expected.)

The Worst Commercials Starring the 'Jersey Shore' Cast

Emerald Catron — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 21:39:20 +0000

After five painfully long seasons, 'Jersey Shore' will begin its sixth and final season this fall. Maybe it's because Snooki had a baby and things are starting to get real. Maybe it's because the ratings have started dropping and show no signs of stopping. Or maybe it's because this show is terrible. Regardless, we thought we'd pay tribute by reminding you of some of the terrible commercials the show's "stars" have done over the years. No matter if the subject is safe sex or diet pills, they are all awful.

The Many Instagram Faces of Snooki

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 14:49:08 +0000

We just can’t get enough of little miss Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi lately. But who can blame us? She gives us great material! The self-proclaimed "meatball" just recently had a mini meatball of her own, and we saw the Twittersphere explode with jokes about the tanned-out, leopard-clad ‘Jersey Shore’ star becoming a mom. And who could forget how hilarious it was picking out names for baby guido, Lorenzo Dominic?

Snooki Gives Birth — Twitter Responds in the Only Way It Knows How

Cameron Simcik — Mon, 27 Aug 2012 15:18:40 +0000

Early Sunday morning, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi finally gave birth to her little meatball man, Lorenzo Dominic LaValle. Once she and fiance Jionni LaValle announced the arrival of their diaper-clad guido, the Twittersphere exploded with both messages of congratulations and jokes about the hair poof queen becoming a mom. We’ve already had a lot of fun [...]

It's a Boy! Snooki Reveals Baby Will be Future 'Juicehead'

Donald Deane — Thu, 24 May 2012 15:26:51 +0000

‘Jersey Shore’ star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi recently revealed to In Touch magazine that she and fiance Jionni LaValle are having a baby boy. What a relief! After all, the world can only handle one Snooki. According to Snooki, she and Jionni are debating two names — Lorenzo or Jionni, Jr. And while she’s excited to [...]

Man Kicks Snooki Look-alike In the Face at RockFest, Gets Beatdown

Patrick Bateman — Thu, 17 May 2012 16:55:15 +0000

What is it with guys hitting Snooki and her look-alikes? She's so small and harmless that it leads us to believe these are the same men who'd take a magnifying glass to ants to see 'em explode. TMZ obtained video of this altercation that took place at this past weekend's Rockfest in Kansas City.

Tanning Mom Patricia Krentcil vs. Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi – Whose Side Are You On?

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 07 May 2012 15:30:22 +0000

One would think notorious New Jersey tan mom Patricia Krentcil, who stands accused of sneaking her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning booth, and 'Jersey Shore's' mascot Snooki would be allies, given their mutual embrace of ultraviolet radiation. But, apparently, they are anything but.

Snooki Documents Her Baby's First Moments in Spoof Google Chrome Ad [NSFW]

Mithun Divakaran — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 13:28:06 +0000

The Google Chrome ads are simple, mellow and downright heartwarming, but would it have the same effect if they used Jersey Shore‘s Snooki as the parent chronicling her newborn’s first few years online? (Note: Video features NSFW language.) The guys at College Humor seem to think they have an idea what the soon-to-be mother would [...]

10 Ways the Cast of 'Jersey Shore' Can Prepare for a Pregnant Snooki

Danny Gallagher — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 14:20:53 +0000

News of Snooki’s pregnancy might have given some of ‘Jersey Shore’s’ most ardent critics hope that MTV would finally pull the plug, but it seems to have only given them a reason to keep going. (This news just furthers speculation that the bun in Snooki’s oven is the Anti-Christ.)

The network announced there would be another season of drinking and fighting and plans are already in the works to work around Snooki’s pregnancy. Here’s some of our suggestions for how the cast can accommodate Snooki's little bundle of joy. (No, we're not talking about Deena.)

Snooki's Pregnancy Fails to Prevent Another Season of 'Jersey Shore'

Mithun Divakaran — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 17:02:18 +0000

If you can't stand the 'Jersey Shore' cast and hoped recent news of Snooki's pregnancy would mess up MTV's plans for the hit show, guess what, your prayers have not been answered. In fact MTV has stated the show must go on, and with a pregnant Snooki, the only thing we may not see in the upcoming sixth season is the pint-sized mother-to-be doing the 'Jersey Turnpike' at Karma.

10 Possible Names for Snooki's Baby

Danny Gallagher — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 20:17:41 +0000

In case you haven't heard, Snooki has a bun in the oven. That's the word from the pint-sized reality star herself.

The 'Jersey Shore' star is more known for her hard-partying lifestyle than she is for any parenting acumen, so we thought we'd lend a bit of a hand by giving her some advice when it comes to possible names for her little bundle of joy. Check out 10 possible names for Snooki's baby, aka the child who could quite possibly bring about the end of the world.

Snooki's Pregnancy Rumors Are Put to Rest on 'SNL's' Weekend Update

Nick Romano — Sun, 04 Mar 2012 16:51:08 +0000

Although it was huge for Lindsay Lohan to host 'Saturday Night Live,' the real news of the weekend was Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi (played by Bobby Moynihan). She came on the set of the Weekend Update to clear the air about these pregnancy rumors. Although she refused to definitively say yes or no, there were some pretty telling signs that she might be.

Hoboken, New Jersey Doesn't Want Snooki and JWoww's 'Jersey Shore' Spin-Off

Jeremy Taylor — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:22:04 +0000

Few would argue that the spray-tanned, streaked exploits of Snooki, The Situation and the rest of the ‘Jersey Shore’ gang have been good for New Jersey’s already mixed reputation. Perhaps that’s why Hoboken, NJ’s mayor Dawn Zimmer has shot down plans for a ‘Jersey Shore’ spinoff, which would’ve seen JWoww and Snooki renting an apartment [...]

Beavis and Butt-Head Return to TV to Skewer 'Jersey Shore' [VIDEO]

Donald Deane — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 16:25:58 +0000

The boys are back! It's been quite some time since 'Beavis and Butt-head' went off the air in 1997, but, thankfully, they've returned with all-new idiocy and a desire to skewer recent pop cultural phenomenons. Let's just say that copious suntanning isn't the only way the 'Jersey Shore' gang are getting burned.

Regis Philbin Performs a Disturbing Striptease for Snooki of 'Jersey Shore' [VIDEO]

Donald Deane — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 14:44:12 +0000

Regis Philbin has done some whacky things before, but nothing, as far as we recall, that resulted in him getting partially naked on national TV. Leave it to 'Jersey Shore' train-wreck Snooki for bringing out the wild man in The Reeg.

Beavis and Butt-Head Take Over Jimmy Kimmel's Interview with Snooki [VIDEO]

Bob Sassone — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 16:04:09 +0000

'Jimmy Kimmel Live' got rather surreal last night during an interview with 'Jersey Shore' star Snooki.

In the middle of the interview, Snooki's MTV pals Beavis and Butt-head suddenly showed up, watching the interview in their apartment and poking fun at the questions that Kimmel was asking Snooki.

'The Situation' Threatens to Leave 'Jersey Shore' For the 1,000th Time [VIDEO]

Donald Deane — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 13:36:54 +0000

On the ‘Jersey Shore’ finale, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino continues to find himself alienated from the rest of the cast for his continual drama. So, he tells Snooki that he’s thinking about leaving the show. Of course, Snooki isn’t convinced and knows full well that Sitch is probably just looking for sympathy. Turns out, she’s right. [...]

Snooki Hurls a Wine Bottle at the Situation on 'Jersey Shore' [VIDEO]

Donald Deane — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 15:13:07 +0000

Given his recent fight with cast mate Ronnie, the Situation would be wise to take an extended break from drama on 'Jersey Shore.' And yet, Sitch somehow found himself at the receiving end of a wine bottle, courtesy of Snooki, in the most recent episode.

Snooki Crashes Into a Police Car on 'Jersey Shore' [VIDEO]

Donald Deane — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 14:05:21 +0000

After being teased with Snooki's car crash for what seems like an eternity, viewers finally got to witness the fender bender with a police car in all its glory on 'Jersey Shore' last night.

Snooki Has a New Tattoo, Selena Gomez Probably Doesn't

Shauna Wright — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 20:48:36 +0000

In today's celebrity tattoo news, 'Jersey Shore' star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi got some new ink over the weekend, which she proudly showed off with a photo posted on her Twitter account.

The body art, which appears to be a large crown along with a heart and pearls on a pink bow (there might be a cat in there too), was accompanied by a since-deleted tweet that read, 'MY NEW TAT <3 badass.' Because she's classy like that.

Awkward! Snooki and Deena Accidentally Fight Each Other on 'Jersey Shore' [VIDEO]

Donald Deane — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 14:21:16 +0000

Not much could top the recent 'Jersey Shore' moment when the Situation intentionally drove his own head into a concrete wall while arguing with Ronnie. But this skirmish between Snooki and Deena, where they accidentally started fighting each other, comes pretty close.

While partying at a local nightclub in Florence, Deena suddenly has a drink thrown at her. Seeking payback, she wades into the crowd, vowing to find the perpetrator and "knock that b**** out."

Snooki Calls the Situation 'Creepy' [VIDEO]

Donald Deane — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 15:42:11 +0000

During an interview on ‘Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,’ Snooki of ‘Jersey Shore’ said she found it “creepy” when the Situation hit on her at an Italian nightclub in the show’s season four premiere. According to Snooki, the Situation mistook their friendship for something else. “We’re just, like, really good friends,” she said, “and he [...]

The Situation Kisses Snooki on 'Jersey Shore' Premiere [VIDEO]

Donald Deane — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:38:57 +0000

Surprisingly, most of the drama on the season four premiere of ‘Jersey Shore’ in Italy didn’t take place between on-again, off-again couple Ronnie and Sammi. Instead, the Situation horrified his housemates by kissing Snooki at a nightclub. Earlier in the episode, the Situation told Ronnie that he and Snooki had slept together several times since [...]

Footage of Snooki's Car Crash Revealed in 'Jersey Shore' Season Four Trailer [VIDEO]

Donald Deane — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 21:13:57 +0000

The loveable meatheads of 'Jersey Shore' head overseas to Italy for a season filled with more of the same -- fights, fist-pumping and ill-advised hookups. And we finally get a glimpse of Snooki's collision with an Italian cop car, which made the tabloids in May.