Here it is. The bit that puts Seth MacFarlane either on a course to success or so many hours of suck. William Shatner seemed like an ... odd choice, but maybe it's a sign that this is just the beginning of a four-hour episode of 'Family Guy.'
We'll cut to the chase-- Jennifer Lawrence is awesome. For starters, she blew us away in 'The Hunger Games' and recently rocked her gig as SNL host. If you haven't heard, J-Law also starred in the Oscar-nominated film 'Silver Linings Playbook,' for which she racked up a nom for Best Actress.
Why sort through hundreds and hundreds of Oscars tweets, when we will do that for you? We've picked out our favorites and are compiling them here so you don't have to read Pantene commercials or people just saying "OSCARS! OSCARS!! OSCARS!!!" From comments on the opening monologue, to everybody freaking out over the 'Jaws' theme playing people off stage, to ties and glorious man-hair, we've got it all
Quvenzhané Wallis is the adorable girl who played "Hushpuppy" in the Oscar-nominated film 'Beasts of the Southern Wild,' and America's been going wild over the cutie pie ever since. (She just scored the role of Annie in Jay-Z's big screen update of the classic musical.) This nine-year-old (yes, NINE) is up for the Best Actress award at tonight's Oscars, and there's no doubt she's holding her own among veteran celebs. We think this has something to do with her puppy purse.
Now here's how you rock the Oscar red carpet.
When the Oscar nominations came out, we were so excited to pick our favorites to win. And why not judge them based on the criteria we know best? That's right, we've gathered a meme for each Best Picture nominee. We dare you to pick the Oscar winner for Best Picture, based purely on the memes made about them. Go ahead, they're all there. Well, except for 'Amour.' That movie was just too sad.
While 'The Simpsons' has won 27 Emmys, the Springfield family has never won an Oscar, no thanks to 'The Simpsons Movie.'
That could all change on Sunday as the Maggie Simpson adventure, 'The Simpsons: The Longest Daycare,' has been nominated for an Academy Award in the category of Best Short Film (Animated).
If you're not in the know, a movie has been "sweded" when somebody does a low-budget recreation of it. Now that you know, look at these little kids doing all the movies nominated for Best Picture Oscars. While these are not the most faithful swedes we've ever seen, they are
We've got some guesses as to what's going to happen at the Oscars this Sunday. Nick Nolte's already told us about his pet crow, so we're guessing it's just going to be women wearing insanely expensive, unnecessarily frilly, sparkly dresses giving canned answers and men in tuxedos posing for cameras.