Kids

Waking a sleeping kid is dangerous business and can sometimes result in a serious case of "cranky-pants." Two siblings seem to have found a way around this by rousing their three-year-old brother from slumber with 'Breed' by Nirvana, of all things. Surprisingly, the kid loves it!

Many parents insist their child is a genius. Emmelyn Roetteger, however, has the paperwork to prove it. She scored a 135 on an IQ test, and was thus accepted into MENSA. She is, on the other hand, still a toddler, as this bit from the Today Show shows us.

It's been two weeks since video of a lion attempting to eat a toddler dressed like a zebra surfaced. Now comes still another example of a child about to be devoured by a zoo animal. This time, a hungry lion eyes an adorable baby girl at the Kansas City Zoo. When will this trend of parents sacrificing their children to wild animals end?

The federal government's no-fly list is meant to deter terrorism aboard domestic and international flights. But the system failed massively earlier in the week when a passenger was mistakenly pulled from a JetBlue flight. Oh, and did we mention that the person in question was an 18-month-old toddler? Duh. Way to keep the skies safe, guys.

Then: There have been a couple talking E*Trade babies over the years, but this little guy is by far one of the funniest. Assuming it's for the protection of the infants, E*Trade has yet to release any of the kids' names to the public. But you'll now this one from when he got a "time out" for riding the dog around the house or his two-person commercial bit with the singing baby. So where

When sleep strikes a child, it can do so at the most inopportune time, even in the middle of a tasty snack. But the adorable kid in this video doesn't let that stop him as he snoozes and noshes on an ice cream cone at the same time.

A tipsy pop is in hot water after reportedly allowing his 10-year-old son to act as his designated driver. (Yes, you read that right.) Even worse, we've seen this sort of  thing before.

While wandering down a trail with his family, two-and-half-year-old Zack encounters a giant animatronic Tyrannosaurus Rex. After pausing in shock for several moments, the toddler does the most sensible thing he can -- hightail it out of there.

In an extremely literal example of how candy is bad for you, a two-year-old Arkansas toddler got his arm stuck deep in a gumball machine on Monday and had to be rescued by firefighters. Stick to veggies next time, kiddo.

Spoofs of Gotye's monster hit 'Somebody That I Used to Know' are starting to stack up. The ode to heartbreak was memorably parodied in a 'Saturday Night Live' digital short and even an a cappella group performed a rendition. And now, two six-year-old kids lip sync along to the song in this awesome music video.

Blake Griffin of the Los Angeles Clippers is a monster on the court -- the guy is more than six-feet tall for crying out loud -- and we think it's time that he gets his own internet meme. If Tim Tebow gets one, why shouldn't Griffin? Well, we might not have to wait as long as we originally thought thanks to the son of his teammate Chris Paul.

LMFAO's 'Sexy and I Know It' is definitely not for the G-rated crowd, but does that mean kids should get in trouble for singing it? Well, that's what one school district thinks.

Five-year-old Leland Camara suffers from Leukemia. He's had some tough days since he was diagnosed in September, but he also realizes that others have gone out of their way to make his time more joyful as he battles the disease. For example, last winter his hometown fire department in Anchorage, Alaska sent Santa Claus over to his house so he could enjoy a proper Christmas. So when Leland got hook

Every parent likes to think their toddler is a genius. But the parents of two-year-old Anthony Popa Urria have the Mensa membership to back that up. Still in diapers, Anthony has been admitted into the high IQ-society on the strength of his 154 IQ, which is just short of the scores of great thinkers Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawkins.

In what may be the most egregious example of bad babysitting ever, a pair of grandparents were arrested on Sunday for drunk driving and child endangerment after police found them towing a seven-year-old-girl in a Hot Wheels car behind their SUV. Seems like something for the 'Jackass' crew, not the grade-school set, doesn't it?