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5 Celebrities Who Should've Been Time's 'Person of the Year'

TheFW Staff — Wed, 19 Dec 2012 18:09:33 +0000

Despite 4 Chan's successful attempt at getting Kim Jong-un to win the most votes for Time magazine's Person of the Year, the magazine is going with President Obama. Again. Sheesh, don't pick the dictator everybody voted for, but that doesn't mean you have to pick somebody who's already won. Here are five other perfectly viable candidates, in our opinion. Maybe we should start a campaign next year.

Snooki's Baby Is Here, Still Sober

Emerald Catron — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 19:15:38 +0000

Snooki is finally ready to show her baby to the world, and it is just slightly bigger than her enormous false lashes. Lorenzo and his mom appear on the cover of People magazine, and he is tiny and cute and appropriately tiny for a baby. (Though his hair is somewhat smaller than expected.)

The Worst Commercials Starring the 'Jersey Shore' Cast

Emerald Catron — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 21:39:20 +0000

After five painfully long seasons, 'Jersey Shore' will begin its sixth and final season this fall. Maybe it's because Snooki had a baby and things are starting to get real. Maybe it's because the ratings have started dropping and show no signs of stopping. Or maybe it's because this show is terrible. Regardless, we thought we'd pay tribute by reminding you of some of the terrible commercials the show's "stars" have done over the years. No matter if the subject is safe sex or diet pills, they are all awful.

11 Productive Things to Do Instead of Watching 'Jersey Shore'

Jo Pincushion — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 20:29:10 +0000

We know lots of people are ecstatic ‘Jersey Shore’ will be coming to a close. That means one less reality show clogging up the airwaves. After this upcoming sixth season, America will say goodbye to their favorite guidos and guidettes. We don’t even think season six is worth watching. Really, all you’re going to see [...]

It's a Boy! Snooki Reveals Baby Will be Future 'Juicehead'

Donald Deane — Thu, 24 May 2012 15:26:51 +0000

‘Jersey Shore’ star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi recently revealed to In Touch magazine that she and fiance Jionni LaValle are having a baby boy. What a relief! After all, the world can only handle one Snooki. According to Snooki, she and Jionni are debating two names — Lorenzo or Jionni, Jr. And while she’s excited to [...]

Awesome Bro Attempts to Set World Record for Fist-Pumping

Donald Deane — Mon, 14 May 2012 15:24:29 +0000

In a move that will no doubt thrill the ~~Guidos~~ cast of 'Jersey Shore,' a 34-year-old man in Akron, Ohio, attempted to set a Guinness World Record by continuously pumping his fist for 17 hours over the weekend.

Snooki Documents Her Baby's First Moments in Spoof Google Chrome Ad [NSFW]

Mithun Divakaran — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 13:28:06 +0000

The Google Chrome ads are simple, mellow and downright heartwarming, but would it have the same effect if they used Jersey Shore‘s Snooki as the parent chronicling her newborn’s first few years online? (Note: Video features NSFW language.) The guys at College Humor seem to think they have an idea what the soon-to-be mother would [...]

Is Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino in Rehab?

Kathy Landin — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 14:55:01 +0000

The ‘Jersey Shore’ gang is famous for (and because of) their collective ability to party hard. But, after the most recent season of the show, it was clear one member was partying harder than usual. Yesterday, a source told TMZ that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino had entered rehab for substance abuse. Looks like The Situation has a bit of an actual situation for once.

10 Ways the Cast of 'Jersey Shore' Can Prepare for a Pregnant Snooki

Danny Gallagher — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 14:20:53 +0000

News of Snooki’s pregnancy might have given some of ‘Jersey Shore’s’ most ardent critics hope that MTV would finally pull the plug, but it seems to have only given them a reason to keep going. (This news just furthers speculation that the bun in Snooki’s oven is the Anti-Christ.)

The network announced there would be another season of drinking and fighting and plans are already in the works to work around Snooki’s pregnancy. Here’s some of our suggestions for how the cast can accommodate Snooki's little bundle of joy. (No, we're not talking about Deena.)

Snooki's Pregnancy Fails to Prevent Another Season of 'Jersey Shore'

Mithun Divakaran — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 17:02:18 +0000

If you can't stand the 'Jersey Shore' cast and hoped recent news of Snooki's pregnancy would mess up MTV's plans for the hit show, guess what, your prayers have not been answered. In fact MTV has stated the show must go on, and with a pregnant Snooki, the only thing we may not see in the upcoming sixth season is the pint-sized mother-to-be doing the 'Jersey Turnpike' at Karma.

10 Possible Names for Snooki's Baby

Danny Gallagher — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 20:17:41 +0000

In case you haven't heard, Snooki has a bun in the oven. That's the word from the pint-sized reality star herself.

The 'Jersey Shore' star is more known for her hard-partying lifestyle than she is for any parenting acumen, so we thought we'd lend a bit of a hand by giving her some advice when it comes to possible names for her little bundle of joy. Check out 10 possible names for Snooki's baby, aka the child who could quite possibly bring about the end of the world.

Hoboken, New Jersey Doesn't Want Snooki and JWoww's 'Jersey Shore' Spin-Off

Jeremy Taylor — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 22:22:04 +0000

Few would argue that the spray-tanned, streaked exploits of Snooki, The Situation and the rest of the ‘Jersey Shore’ gang have been good for New Jersey’s already mixed reputation. Perhaps that’s why Hoboken, NJ’s mayor Dawn Zimmer has shot down plans for a ‘Jersey Shore’ spinoff, which would’ve seen JWoww and Snooki renting an apartment [...]

Beavis and Butt-Head Return to TV to Skewer 'Jersey Shore' [VIDEO]

Donald Deane — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 16:25:58 +0000

The boys are back! It's been quite some time since 'Beavis and Butt-head' went off the air in 1997, but, thankfully, they've returned with all-new idiocy and a desire to skewer recent pop cultural phenomenons. Let's just say that copious suntanning isn't the only way the 'Jersey Shore' gang are getting burned.

Regis Philbin Performs a Disturbing Striptease for Snooki of 'Jersey Shore' [VIDEO]

Donald Deane — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 14:44:12 +0000

Regis Philbin has done some whacky things before, but nothing, as far as we recall, that resulted in him getting partially naked on national TV. Leave it to 'Jersey Shore' train-wreck Snooki for bringing out the wild man in The Reeg.

Beavis and Butt-Head Take Over Jimmy Kimmel's Interview with Snooki [VIDEO]

Bob Sassone — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 16:04:09 +0000

'Jimmy Kimmel Live' got rather surreal last night during an interview with 'Jersey Shore' star Snooki.

In the middle of the interview, Snooki's MTV pals Beavis and Butt-head suddenly showed up, watching the interview in their apartment and poking fun at the questions that Kimmel was asking Snooki.

Five Great TV-Inspired Halloween Costumes [PHOTOS]

Bob Sassone — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 19:26:39 +0000

Still don't have a costume for Halloween? You might want to hurry since the big day is less than a week away.

To help out a little, TV.com has a bunch of ideas for costumes inspired by TV characters. Some are kinda lame (going as Barney from 'How I Met Your Mother' means you're basically just a dude in a nice suit), but there are some you could have fun with. In addition to 'The Walking Dead' (above), here are the five best we found from the list.

'The Situation' Threatens to Leave 'Jersey Shore' For the 1,000th Time [VIDEO]

Donald Deane — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 13:36:54 +0000

On the ‘Jersey Shore’ finale, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino continues to find himself alienated from the rest of the cast for his continual drama. So, he tells Snooki that he’s thinking about leaving the show. Of course, Snooki isn’t convinced and knows full well that Sitch is probably just looking for sympathy. Turns out, she’s right. [...]

Kathy Lee Admits She Can't Tell 'Jersey Shore' Guys Apart [VIDEO]

Donald Deane — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 14:53:24 +0000

During an interview with Sammi and Deena of 'Jersey Shore' on 'Today,' Kathie Lee Gifford courageously admitted she can't tell the guys of the reality show apart. You know you were thinking the same thing. Admit it.

The Situation Finds Himself Shunned by Housemates on 'Jersey Shore' [VIDEO]

Donald Deane — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 15:03:26 +0000

For most of the ‘Jersey Shore’ cast, this season’s trip to Florence has been fairly positive. But for the Situation, it’s been anything but. First, Sitch inexplicably drove his head into a concrete wall during a fight with Ronnie. Then, Snooki threw a wine bottle at him for meddling in her relationship with boyfriend Jionni. [...]

Larry the Cable Guy Plays 'Jersey Shore' Trivia With the Situation [VIDEO]

Donald Deane — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 16:49:19 +0000

This clip from ‘Live With and Regis and Kelly’ makes one thing abundantly clear: Larry the Cable Guy doesn’t particularly care for ‘Jersey Shore.’ Larry grimaces and visibly sighs during a ‘Jersey Shore’-themed trivia game with Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. He also insults “Team Meatball” and mumbles something about the cast being “dumb.” And yet, [...]

Snooki Hurls a Wine Bottle at the Situation on 'Jersey Shore' [VIDEO]

Donald Deane — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 15:13:07 +0000

Given his recent fight with cast mate Ronnie, the Situation would be wise to take an extended break from drama on 'Jersey Shore.' And yet, Sitch somehow found himself at the receiving end of a wine bottle, courtesy of Snooki, in the most recent episode.

Beavis and Butt-head Rip on Snooki and 'Teen Mom' in New Trailer [VIDEO]

Bob Sassone — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 12:59:06 +0000

MTV released a new ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ trailer featuring an extended look at the return of the classic ’90s duo. And this time out, they won’t just be poking fun at music videos. The new episodes find ‘Beavis and Butthead commenting on everything from YouTube clips to MTV shows like ‘Jersey Shore’ and ‘Teen Mom.’ [...]

Watch Paul Rudd and Anne Hathaway Audition For 'Jersey Shore' [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 14:56:47 +0000

Last night, the folks at ‘Conan’ poked fun at ’Jersey Shore’ recasting rumors by having Paul Rudd, Anne Hathaway and Dennis Haysbert shoot “secret” audition tapes. If the ‘Jersey Shore’ producers are looking to eventually replace the entire cast that they made into improbable celebrities with new guidos and guidettes, they could do worse than [...]

Turn Your Cat Into DJ Kitty D With the Cat Scratch Pad

Dylan Schenker — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 22:52:00 +0000

Cat Playhouse is a new cat scratch pad that lets cats realize their dreams of being the next big DJ sensation. The deck even spins when the cat uses it. Now the only thing separating your cat and 'Jersey Shore's' DJ Pauly D is a tan and a gravity-defying haircut.

Snooki Crashes Into a Police Car on 'Jersey Shore' [VIDEO]

Donald Deane — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 14:05:21 +0000

After being teased with Snooki's car crash for what seems like an eternity, viewers finally got to witness the fender bender with a police car in all its glory on 'Jersey Shore' last night.

Snooki Has a New Tattoo, Selena Gomez Probably Doesn't

Shauna Wright — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 20:48:36 +0000

In today's celebrity tattoo news, 'Jersey Shore' star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi got some new ink over the weekend, which she proudly showed off with a photo posted on her Twitter account.

The body art, which appears to be a large crown along with a heart and pearls on a pink bow (there might be a cat in there too), was accompanied by a since-deleted tweet that read, 'MY NEW TAT <3 badass.' Because she's classy like that.

Awkward! Snooki and Deena Accidentally Fight Each Other on 'Jersey Shore' [VIDEO]

Donald Deane — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 14:21:16 +0000

Not much could top the recent 'Jersey Shore' moment when the Situation intentionally drove his own head into a concrete wall while arguing with Ronnie. But this skirmish between Snooki and Deena, where they accidentally started fighting each other, comes pretty close.

While partying at a local nightclub in Florence, Deena suddenly has a drink thrown at her. Seeking payback, she wades into the crowd, vowing to find the perpetrator and "knock that b**** out."

Deena of 'Jersey Shore' Dishes About Her Girl-on-Girl Makeout Session [VIDEO]

Donald Deane — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 15:00:51 +0000

On ‘Jersey Shore,’ random hookups are as commonplace as fights between volatile couple Ronnie and Sammi. But even hardcore fans were no doubt surprised when straight cast member Deena Cortese engaged in a full-on makeout session with another girl in last week’s episode of the reality show. Cortese discussed the moment during an interview with [...]

'Jersey Shore' Gets the Spoof Musical Treatment [VIDEO]

Shauna Wright — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 21:33:36 +0000

The ‘Jersey Shore‘ crew is getting the musical treatment in a new spoof called ‘Jersey Shoresical,’ which, after a successful run in LA, makes its way to New York next week. It’s done almost entirely in song and narrated by its version of a Greek Chorus, a trio of drunken girls dubbed the ‘Random Sluts.’ [...]

Abercrombie & Fitch Offers to Pay the Situation to Stop Wearing Their Stuff

Shauna Wright — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 17:23:06 +0000

Stars are paid by designers all the time to endorse and wear certain clothes. But this may be the first time we've heard of someone being paid not to a brand's apparel. Seems retailer Abercrombie & Fitch is no fan of 'Jersey Shore,' and even less a fan of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- so much so that they've offered him cold hard cash to stop wearing their clothes on camera.