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Country Star Brad Paisley Performs New 'Honey Boo Boo' Theme

Emerald Catron — Fri, 11 Jan 2013 20:31:29 +0000

What is there to say about this, that it doesn't say for itself? It's country star Brad Paisley on Jimmy Kimmel's show, doing a new "theme song" for 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.' At one point he sits on Mama June's lap. At another he uses a whip. OH! If that disgusting sneeze from the end of last

Celebrate Honey Boo Boo's Return With Some Crazy GIFs

Emerald Catron — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 17:27:37 +0000

‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ made its return to television last night for the first of four ‘Holladay’ specials that will air every Sunday this month. Last night we saw how the Thompson family does Halloween, and delved into Mama June’s fear of mayonnaise. We still have Thanksgiving and Christmas to look forward to, plus [...]

5 Celebrities Who Should've Been Time's 'Person of the Year'

TheFW Staff — Wed, 19 Dec 2012 18:09:33 +0000

Despite 4 Chan's successful attempt at getting Kim Jong-un to win the most votes for Time magazine's Person of the Year, the magazine is going with President Obama. Again. Sheesh, don't pick the dictator everybody voted for, but that doesn't mean you have to pick somebody who's already won. Here are five other perfectly viable candidates, in our opinion. Maybe we should start a campaign next year.

America's Favorite Families The Kardashians and the 'Honey Boo Boo Clan' Offer Up Ridiculous Christmas Cards

Emerald Catron — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 22:05:04 +0000

We're hard pressed to think of a better way to showcase the two main genres of reality television than this side-by-side comparison of the Thompson (of 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' fame) and the Kardashian families' Christmas cards.

Who Was the Most Annoying Person of 2012?

Emerald Catron — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 21:05:15 +0000

Well, the year is nearly over, so let's look back and hate on it a little bit. So many, many things were annoying this year. People starting saying "cray-cray" all the time, and for some reason they also all decided it was okay to waggle their chewed up gum halfway out of their mouths on the train. It's not. It's never okay.

MTV's 'Buckwild' Hopes to Steal Honey Boo Boo's Thunder

Tom Blunt — Sun, 02 Dec 2012 16:20:35 +0000

Clearly hoping to cash in on the hype surrounding TLC’s ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,’ MTV has given its ‘Jersey Shore’ time-slot to a new show about a bunch of rowdy, under-educated backwoods teenagers from West Virginia. Watch the promo right here! Seeing this, it’s hard to believe that MTV broke ground in reality programming two [...]

Presenting 'Honey Boo Boo' Made Out of Garbage!

Emerald Catron — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 18:23:10 +0000

This makes a lot of sense -- it's a sculpture of Honey Boo Boo, made out of 25 pounds of garbage. We see some I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, and a box of spaghetti. Looks like maybe some Snuggie packaging is in there too. Here's an idea for a fun game -- find out how many pieces of Honey Boo Boo garbage you have in your kitchen cabinet right now, and then feel bad accordingly. Thanks, art!

The Best Costumes From 'HallowMeme 2012′

Emerald Catron — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 18:54:48 +0000

Halloween may be next week, but Brooklyn's 'Hallowmeme' party got the costumed fun started early. The fourth annual event, put on by the folks at Forced Meme Productions, gives people the chance to dress up like their favorite internet sensations. There were lots of McKayla Maroneys and Psys, but people also repped some less-popular memes as well. Skull Trumpet and High Expectations Asian Father both made appearances, and of course there was a 'Gangnam Style' dance-off and plenty of Honey Boo Boos. Here is all that, plus our personal faves.

'The Exorcism of Honey Boo Boo' Is the Scariest Horror Mash-Up Ever

Donald Deane — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 15:47:57 +0000

After numerous clips of Honey Boo Boo's shenanigans, including feigned narcolepsy while chatting with Dr. Drew and a hyperactive freakout on a local news show, we've finally figured out what's wrong with her -- she's possessed by demons!

How to Make a 2012 Meme Costume

Bonnie Biess — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 19:45:58 +0000

We've smothered the masses with costume ideas for you and your crew, and/or quite possibly soon to be epic wheelchair. Fortunately, we haven't forgotten the rest of you friendless, internet-loving basement dwellers out there. Yes, it's time to make your clever 2012 "meme" costume.

Watch 'Honey Boo Boo' Mess With Dr. Drew on His Own TV

Cameron Simcik — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 17:18:19 +0000

America’s obsession with ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ is one of those weird things we just have to accept and (willingly) join in witnessing the ridiculous hilarity. Luckily for us, Alana and Mama June Thompson have been on a slew of news-related shows recently, and in true sassy fashion, the six-year-old has always brought crazy antics along with her.

'Honey Boo Boo' Reads Famous Christopher Walken Quotes

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 19:23:39 +0000

Little miss Alana Thompson is at it again. Dear ol’ Honey Boo Boo is unknowingly cracking us up again with her Southern kid ‘tude and sassy faces. The geniuses over at Screen Junkies are the ones responsible for this hilarious shenanigan. Recently, we watched Christopher Walken and his fellow ‘Seven Psychopaths’ castmates recite lines from [...]

Honey Boo Boo Supports Obama, Spazzes Out on Local News Show

Emerald Catron — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 19:34:55 +0000

She seems like she’s just decided this during her interview with Jimmy Kimmel on her show, but perhaps Honey Boo Boo Child has been cheering for Barack Obama all along. Even before she made her pick on Kimmel’s show, she did steal a majority of the audience from the Republican National Convention. And now here she is clearly stating she would [...]

Honey Boo Boo Hops in the Ring at Pro Wrestling Show

Emerald Catron — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 21:45:59 +0000

Aaaaaand just to get your weekend started off right, here’s a video of Honey Boo Boo hopping into the ring at a pro-wrestling show. The show was held by the Georgia Independent Wrestling Alliance, and the Thompsons happened to be guests. Apparently (but not surprisingly) they’ve been going to pro-wrestling events since before being catapulted [...]

Christopher Walken and Sam Rockwell Reenact 'Honey Boo Boo'

Emerald Catron — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 20:35:28 +0000

The cast of ‘Seven Psychopaths’ sat down to do a little promoting for their work, and ended up being forced to read a transcript of ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ on camera for Screen Junkies. To put it another way — this is Sam Rockwell as Honey Boo Boo Child (!) and Christopher Walken as Mama [...]

What People in Haunted Houses Are Really Afraid Of

Christine Gritmon — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 18:35:53 +0000

One of our new favorite things about Halloween is funny, candid pictures of people being scared senseless in a haunted house. We had to ask ourselves though, what were they seeing that was so scary? We put our heads together, and we think we've figured it out. Here are our guesses at what was so scary in that haunted house. Because it certainly wasn't a guy in a wolf mask jumping out of nowhere.

Here Comes 'South Park's' Take on Honey Boo Boo!

Marla Rosenthal — Sat, 06 Oct 2012 17:35:33 +0000

It used to be said that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. We're not sure if this constitutes flattery, but it would seem that these days that animation is the truest form of notoriety. Observe!

This week, the hilarious masterminds over at 'South Park' took on cultural phenomenon Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson and her mother June.

Auto-Tuned Honey Boo Boo: 'Everyone's a Little Gay'

Kyle Dowling — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 21:45:03 +0000

‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ does it again with a hysterically auto-tuned Honey Boo Boo quote. While the hit TLC series, ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,’ always seems to dish out excerpts that’ll make any level-headed individual weak in the stomach, one pearl of wisdom grabbed the attention of Kimmel’s staff. In a recent episode, Honey Boo Boo [...]

Here Comes the Season Finale Recap of 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo'!

Marla Rosenthal — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 16:52:03 +0000

Honey Boo Boo, put down that clump of grass! On this week's special one-hour season finale of 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,' the family poses for a portrait, Chickadee goes into labor, Alana participates in the Miss Sparkle and Shine pageant and everyone kills a swarm of hungry gnats! Let's get into it!

Get Your Own Country-Fried 'Honey Boo Boo' Nickname

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 21:40:31 +0000

We don’t know how it’s possible, but every single week we discover even more reasons to love and obsess over ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.' Even Britney Spears and Ke$ha enjoy the family’s rural shenanigans!

'Honey Boo Boo' Waxes Philosophical on Tumblr

Emerald Catron — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 20:38:28 +0000

Some people would argue that TLC's 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' is totally and completely stupid. Now those jerks can enjoy it too. Some animated gifs have been making the rounds on Tumblr (the majority of them from Tumblr Polynomial) that superimpose the words of famous philosophers with Honey Boo Boo Child doing her thing. Here are some of the best. It's like Kierkegaard meets Chester the Cheetos Cheetah.

'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' Recap – Honey Boo Boo Has Her Cake and Water Slide Too

Marla Rosenthal — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 15:34:08 +0000

Oh Honey Boo Boo, put down that pot of eye shadow! On this week’s ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,’ the family celebrates a birthday, Alana gets “beautimous” and we all get to meet Miss Georgia! Let’s get to it! We rejoin our favorite Georgians as June takes the family to a studio to beta test [...]

And Now for a Brain-Melting Honey Boo Boo Remix

Emerald Catron — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 17:01:22 +0000

It’s almost like you don’t ever need to watch the show ever again — this ‘Honey Boo Boo’ remix pretty much sums up the insanity in one short minute. That ought to save you a few hours of your life. Or you could just watch it 22 times in a row, and it’s like an [...]

'SNL' – 'Honey Boo Boo' Invades 'Weekend Update'

Kyle Dowling — Sun, 16 Sep 2012 17:03:44 +0000

Did you catch the premiere of ‘Saturday Night Live‘ last night? If you didn’t, you totally missed out on an inevitable (and hilarious) parody of the TLC show ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.’ As ‘Weekend Update’ host Seth Meyers pointed out, the trashy TLC hit earned higher ratings than both the Republican and Democratic National Conventions. It’s [...]

Ke$ha, Britney Spears Exchange 'Honey Boo Boo' Tweets

Emerald Catron — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 17:35:58 +0000

Ke$ha offered Britney Spears some words of "support" before 'The X Factor' aired by calling her "Honey Boo Boo." While most might consider being compared to TLC's newest star a little bit of an insult, Britney considered it quite the compliment and responded in kind with a "special juice" reference. Clearly they're as addicted to the show as we are.

'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' Recap – Skating, Junk Food and 'Guess the Breath'

Marla Rosenthal — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 16:14:33 +0000

Honey Boo Boo Child, lay off those Funyuns! On this week’s ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,’ Alana and her dad have a day of fun at the local skating rink, the family plays a game of their own invention and a lemonade stand is born. Let’s get started! First up, human appendage June outsources a [...]

Watch 'Honey Boo Boo Child' Sass Anderson Cooper

Emerald Catron — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 17:39:01 +0000

One does not simply invite Alana from 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' onto your show and not get sassed. Even if you're Anderson Cooper. Honey Boo Boo lets Cooper know he'd better "redneckognize" that fact because she's got her eye on him, in this ridiculous clip from the interview he tried to conduct with mom June.

'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' Recap — Highlights and Lowlights

Marla Rosenthal — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 20:13:55 +0000

Oh Honey Boo Boo, let down your pink hair! In this week’s episode of 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,' Alana and her mom hit the shops for a new wig to wear to the pageants, Sugar Bear assembles a tarp like contraption that we are assured is a pool, and the family enjoys a 4th of July fireworks spectacular.

The 'Honey Boo Boo' Nature Special Needs to Be Real

Marla Rosenthal — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 16:29:46 +0000

Did we call this one or not? Unless you've been hitting the campaign trail hard in the last few months, or are making some sort of political statement against your cable provider, chances are you've caught a glimpse of the southern fried crazy that is Honey Boo Boo child and her family.

And because television loves a good spinoff, what better way to embrace this phenomenon than with yet another Honey Boo Boo program? (Or at least that's what Jimmy Kimmel decided. )

The Best 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' GIFs

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 15:47:55 +0000

‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ is one of those horrifically funny shows you so desperately want to quit watching, but you just can’t. Basically, the shenanigans that go on are way too addicting. TLC's new reality series follows Alana ‘Honey Boo Boo’ Thompson, from the equally amusing ‘Toddlers and Tiaras’, and her crazy family, as they go about their day-to-day lives in rural Georgia