Hamsters

Stop wasting all your time making hand-sewn costumes for your hamster. Do this instead. You'll save time, and it appears that there's a chance a hamster will even enjoy this, unlike that tiny train conductor uniform you spend 46 hours on.

Pulling over a driver suspected of being impaired is unfortunately far too common for most police officers. Having to take a hamster into protective custody, on the other hand, is somewhat outside the usual scope of police duty. And yet, in Beaverton, OR, they were called on to do just that.

The internet continues on its path to cuteness-fueled self-destruction. This whole thing got started with Bentley the fussy bulldog. Then Trotter, another bulldog, showed up wearing a variety of hats and looking rather morose. After that, TWIN BABIES WERE DOING SYNCHRONIZED DANCING. And now, two tiny hamsters trying to run in a hamster wheel at the same time and flying all over the place? What's n

Anyone who's ever owned a hamster knows the furry critters do much more than run on exercise wheels. As the cute little guy in this video shows, hamsters are also natural acrobats. And this little guy could become the next internet sensation.

Hamsters have it made. They spend their entire lives running around their own private palace and eating all they can. If that weren't enough, now science has given them their own homemade submarine.

Hamsters will run between four and eight miles a day in the wild, which is why in captivity the little furballs will attack their exercise wheel with such boundless energy. These are the sort of facts you learn from watching "hamster drag racing," the new sport that is sure to replace auto racing as we know it.