A fun fall romp through a corn maze ended in terror for a Massachusetts family after they became hopelessly lost, 'Today' reported. Talk about a case of being "maze-d and confused."
Alcohol impairs your judgement and throws off your balance (duh!). So if you can barely walk a straight line, why try and stumble your way across a "barrel of fun"?
Perhaps this drunk man threw back a few in an attempt to make fun houses even more fun, but instead he came up with less-than thrilling results.
If anything, he can teach us to dust ourselves off when we fail at something...