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Real-Life Grinch Steals Christmas Decorations
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Real-Life Grinch Steals Christmas Decorations from Neighbors

Sure, the holiday season can be a bit of a hassle sometimes, but we've never actually tried to ruin Christmas. This Texas man, however, fully embraced his Grinchy nature and was caught on camera stealing Christmas decorations from his neighbors.

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Hannah Sabata
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Dumb ‘Chick Bank Robber’ Brags About Crime on YouTube, Gets Busted

After robbing a bank, most criminals will try to lay low for a period of time. Not 19-year-old Hannah Sabata. The Stromsburg, Nebraska teen wanted to get credit for her ability to knock over a local bank for over $6,000 and also make off with a Pontiac Grand Am that didn't belong to her.

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Real Life Grinch Busted for Telling Kids That Santa Doesn’t Exist

Bah, humbug! A Canadian Grinch ruined the annual holiday parade for dozens of children last Saturday. The intoxicated 24-year-old man, who hailed from Kingston, was arrested after police received a complaint. Parents informed authorities that this jerk ruined Christmas for their youngsters by walking up and down the parade lines and telling them that Santa Claus doesn't exist.

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Man in Spider-Man Outfit Mugs Woman
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‘Spider-Man’ Busted for Mugging Woman

In a move that will shock comic book fans everywhere, a California man was recently arrested after allegedly attempting to mug a woman while wearing a Spider-Man costume. Spidey, what have you done?!

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Rappers Rob Studio, Leave Song Behind as Evidence

Two men entered a recording studio as rappers and left as robbers. But its something they left behind that might do the thieves in.

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Woman Sentenced to Cook Thanksgiving Dinner for Cops

Who's really being punished here? Valerie Rodgers, or the cops she's cooking for? It depends on good she is in the kitchen, we guess. Rodgers was sentenced to cooking Thanksgiving dinner for three cops and a year of probation for reckless driving that resulted in felony charges.

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Man Arrested for Fighting Stop Sign

No matter how hard police tried, Raymond Garcia wouldn't *stop* fighting a stop sign. (See what we did there?) Officers in Roswell, New Mexico were responding to a report of a man fighting a stop sign, and that is exactly what they found. We aren't sure what the sign did, but it must've been pretty bad, because not even a taser could stop Garcia.

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Cristian Villareal-Castillo
Washington County Sheriff's Deputies
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World’s Worst Burglar Dozes Off During Robbery

Everything was going well for burglar Cristian Villarreal-Castillo. He had just snatched a cache of small electronics from cars in a Hillsboro, OR neighborhood and then he really hit the jackpot when he was able to enter into a home through an unlocked back door.

All the 20-year old had to do is not fall asleep and he would've made off with quite the haul. Unfortunately for Villarreal-Castillo, he fell asleep.

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Car Thief Complains About Stolen Car Damage To Police

Here's a tip for potential criminals out there. If you're going to steal a car, run over the owner, and drive off, it's a terrible idea to bring that car to the police to complain about somebody damaging it.

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Airport Workers Allegedly Pilfered 100,000 Mini Liquor Bottles

If these guys turn out to be guilty, we are definitely blaming them for the high cost of air travel. 18 employees at JFK International Airport were arrested for stealing 100,000 of those little tiny liquor bottles from American Airlines in an elaborate scheme.

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Ebola cellphone thief
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Man Steals Phone From Ebola Patient, Promptly Gets Ebola

This is a classic case of a dude who really wanted a phone. You'd have to to break through hospital security, go into the isolation ward and snatch it from somebody with the Ebola virus.

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Dumb Thief Tries to Sell Stolen Bike on Craigslist, Gets Busted By Owner

If you had your bike stolen, what's the first thing you would do? If this video is any indication, you should probably check Craigslist. (Note: video contains NSFW language)

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Chad William Forber
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Naked Man Covered In Crisco Just Wanted To ‘Party’

Chad William Forber is clearly a party animal. But his preferred way of getting down isn't for everybody. The 41-year-old was arrested by police after they got a call that a naked man was wandering around the downtown area of Rock Island, Illinois early Monday morning. When the cops found Forber, he was covered in Crisco.

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Worst Criminal Ever Pocket Dials Police During Drug Deal

In what might be either the worst case of luck or timing we've ever seen, Justin Kryzanowski of Scranton, Pennsylvania accidentally butt-dialed the police mid-transaction with his drug dealer.

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World’s Worst Thief Steals Fake Sandwiches

Times are tough. People need money... and food. Sadly, this means that sometimes the ones who are desperate resort to thievery as the only way out. This guy is no exception. To bad for him, his crime is a story that is sure to brighten up your day. All he wanted was a sandwich...

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