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12 Hilarious Breakup Texts

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 14:03:53 +0000

It doesn’t matter which way we spin it; breaking up stinks. (Unless, of course, you’re the breaker-upper, in which case it’s like a cause for celebration.) Either way, cutting the relationship cord has gotten a bit easier ever since text messaging hit the scene. As it turns out, break up texts can be hilarious. Saying [...]

Breakup Note Left for Cheating Boyfriend Is a Hilarious Scavenger Hunt

Emerald Catron — Tue, 04 Jun 2013 17:15:18 +0000

Here are a couple life lessons to live by: Always sign out of your Facebook, folks. Oh, and also don’t cheat on your girlfriend. Valuable lessons to takeaway from this deceptively cheerful breakup note peppered with hearts and exclamation points. This scorned woman came up with a fun game for her ex to play, sort [...]

The 10 Funniest 'OkCupid' Memes

TheFW Staff — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 21:22:27 +0000

Online dating can be a real hassle, and sometimes (read: usually), despite your best efforts, you still attract an absolute creepster. Let’s be frank, if you can manage to find somebody who doesn’t continually sniff their fingers during a meal you’ve gotten lucky. While you’re re-writing your online dating profile for the millionth time in [...]

Here's Why You Don't Try to Impress Your Date With a Fake Mugging

Jeremy Taylor — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 17:59:29 +0000

Men doing foolish things to impress women has been a common thread throughout history. But, for today, we can call Jeffrey Tyler Siegel the king of the fools. The 26-year old Arkansas man wanted to make a good impression on his date. So he hired his friend to pose as a mugger and accost the [...]

Brothers Look for Love on Craigslist By Posing as Centaurs

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 17:47:38 +0000

Despite possessing many positive qualities, brothers Dave and Mike found themselves date-less for their cousin's impending nuptials.

Having been told by the bride that dates are "mandatory" because she doesn't want them "harassing all of my friends all night" the pair took to Craigslist to find two women -- preferably sisters or friends -- to accompany them to the wedding.

OkCupid Meets Horse_ebooks in Hilarious New Tumblr

Emerald Catron — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 20:03:13 +0000

What do you get when you combine the randomness of Horse_ebooks with the desperate horniness of OkCupid? This hilarious new Tumblr — Ock_ebooks. Horse_ebooks, if you don’t know, is a well-known Twitter spambot that posts random blurbs of text copied from a variety of sources in order to avoid getting kicked off Twitter. Instead of [...]

OKCupid's Blind Date App Is Pretty Creepy

Amanda Ferris — Thu, 17 Jan 2013 16:28:54 +0000

While Tumblr’s ‘NiceGuysofOKCupid’ is now sadly defunct, the online dating site OKCupid has gotten even creepier with the release of their new blind date app. This can’t possibly end well. The app is called ’Crazy Blind Date’ and is available for both iPhone and Android. It works like this: the user picks both the venue and the [...]

Brave Man Demonstrates 100 Worst Pickup Lines Ever

Emerald Catron — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 19:51:46 +0000

Bless this brave, Australian man — he has done a service for us all. Here is a video where he says 100 of the worst pickup lines imaginable to women, with varying degrees of rejection resulting. Hopefully all men will watch this video and never repeat any of these out loud ever again. Also, it’s [...]

World's Most Awkward Guy Uses Taylor Swift Lyrics as Pick-Up Lines

Emerald Catron — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 16:01:04 +0000

Awww, this guy is so nice. And awkward. And he did mankind a favor with this little bit of field research. Taylor Swift should not be used as pickup lines — the only thing that comes from it is massive confusion and mild physical discomfort. Thanks for taking one for the team and sparing anyone who [...]

Jimmy Fallon Offers Up a Supercut of All the Best 'Cupid's Arrow' Bachelors

Nick Romano — Sun, 22 Jul 2012 16:00:35 +0000

You remember 'Cupid's Arrow,' right? It was Jimmy Fallon's '80s dating service, or rather the '80s dating service that occupied the 30 Rock studio before Fallon's late-night show.

The comedian featured some of the service's incredibly "eligible" bachelors on previous episodes of 'Late Night,' but now we no longer have to sift through the internet to find clips of Brustin Pouch and Chiz Dippler. They're all right here in this hysterical supercut.

'Speed Dating' Exposes the Funny, Sad Side of Dating [NSFW]

Kyle Dowling — Fri, 29 Jun 2012 15:35:35 +0000

The funny short film ‘Speed Dating’ from YouTubers SegerTube shows condenses the total experience of dating into four funny and relatable minutes! Hollywood can’t even do that. The video, which is honest and real but very NSFW by the way, takes the sadly tragic tale of the usual casual dating relationship and adds some hysterical observations. [...]

7 Things Single Women Can Do to Enjoy Valentine's Day

Shauna Wright — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:05:02 +0000

On any given Valentine’s Day, it seems like the whole world conspires to make single women miserable — but you don’t have to let it happen. Ignore the highly-commercialized holiday with one of these activities, instead. Enjoy a night with friends Recruit single pals, sure, but don’t forget about people whose partners work nights or [...]

Read the Worst Post-Date Email Ever [IMAGE]

Shauna Wright — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 22:00:19 +0000

Some women are single because they're too picky. And others happily grow old alone because they go out with guys who simply can't accept rejection gracefully.

Such was the case with a woman named Lauren, who had but one date with an investment banker named Mike -- and then got an email that would've sent some women straight to a convent.

Facts About Mobile Dating Revealed

Shauna Wright — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 22:18:26 +0000

While lots of people have tried online dating, a new infographic from dating site AreYouInterested.com and SNAP Interactive offers some interesting insights on an even newer trend: mobile dating. Turns out more and more singles are using their smart phones to find love. Who knew?

Teens Arrested For 'Dine and Ditch' — Worst First Date Ever?

Jeremy Taylor — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 16:07:39 +0000

During their first date at a Vero Beach, FL, T.G.I Fridays, 18-year old Devin Norling and 19-year-old Sydney Sanders discovered that they had something in common: Neither wanted to pay for their meal. So the new couple pulled the old “dine and ditch” move and got busted. That’s gonna be one awkward second date. Sanders was [...]

LocalSin App Promises to Help Find You One-Night Stands [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 21:24:17 +0000

Those on the prowl for fast love can now turn to a new mobile phone app which uses GPS technology to locate other willing singles in the area. LocalSin promises its dating application will increase the odds of getting lucky on a night out by "at least 90 percent."