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Chuck Norris Shows The Angry Birds How To Do It

Dan Seitz — Sat, 25 Aug 2012 13:59:32 +0000

We’ve shown you Daneboe’s summary of how Chuck Norris can beat Super Mario Bros. in less than twenty seconds. But how will do against the pigs from “Angry Birds”? As you might guess, the pigs don’t have much of a chance. But you might be surprised just how Norris brings down the house. Danebone has [...]

Chuck Norris Stars as Chuck Norris In 'Chuck Norris: The Movie'

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 17:05:30 +0000

Chuck Norris Facts was an early internet meme in which the manly awesomeness of the ginger-headed martial arts master was distilled into pithy factoids. Since then, Norris has been replaced in the hearts of internet users by things like cats and ridiculously handsome marathon runners. However, a new video tribute called 'Chuck Norris: The Movie' could well return the bearded beacon of hope to the top of the Web pecking order. Check it out.

Dropkick Stains With the Chuck Norris Detergent [Photo]

Chris Illuminati — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 13:35:17 +0000

Chuck Norris can, and will, fight anything. Chuck Norris always wins. Now, bored with people, Chuck is fighting stains. We’ve found a detergent that is “Chuck Norris approved.” The folks at Era detergent wisely chose Chuck Norris as their new spokesperson, using the tagline “It’s Chuck Norris approved” in a recent series of ads. According to [...]

Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme Cast in 'The Expendables 2′

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 16:05:11 +0000

While 'The Expendables' arguably featured the greatest collection of movie action heroes ever assembled, there were still a couple pretty prominent celluloid ass-kickers who weren't in the cast.

It looks like the film's writer/director/star Sylvester Stallone is trying remedy those oversights in the sequel. Sly announced this week that Jean Claude Van Damme is on board for 'The Expendables 2,' and that the Muscles From Brussels will be playing a character who fights Stallone's character. He also confirmed that Chuck Norris will be making an appearance, and that he's discussing roles with sometime action heroes John Travolta and Nicolas Cage.

Chuck Norris Punch Is the GIF That Keeps on Giving

Chris Illuminati — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 15:02:44 +0000

If animated GIFs are the cherry on top of our daily internet sundae, Chuck Norris is the fudge. These cherries and fudge are unrelated to the actual cherries and fudge that top our real daily sundaes which we like to enjoy in our large conference room covered ceiling to floor in plastic tarps. Caramel can get messy!

Back to animated GIFs, they often say the things people just can't like: "obese people falling is never not hilarious," "cats are cwazy" and "good Lord I'd love to deliver a Norris-style punch to your lips right now."