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The Best Tweets of Super Bowl 2013

Super Bowl 2013 Trivia

Did you all hear the Super Bowl is tonight, ruining social media for people who just want to forget that sports exist? It is. And people are reacting like they’ve never seen a football game before. Twitter is basically just people talking about football. At least some of it is entertaining. Here’s what people are saying.


Michelle Wolf (@MichelleisaWolf): Brother against brother, just like the Civil War except with zero of the stakes. #SuperBowl



Jeff Yang (@originalspin): I’m really bored by all this stuff between the ads. #superbowl



Lorraine Cink (@lorrainecink): I wish there was a setting that muted the game and unmuted for the commercials… #Superbowl



JB, travel-sized (@JBLite): “Sexually assaulting a young woman because driving our car makes you feel brave.” – Audi commercial #Audi



Bob Kulhan (@Kulhan): Based on the commercials, I’m not sure I can afford Budweiser Black Crown… or even buy clothes nice enough to drink it.



Eitan Sweetheart (@EitantheGoalie): Budweiser Black Crown: For the Redneck who wants to drink like fancy redneck. #SB47



Steve Martin (@SteveMartinToGo): Alicia Keys is still on the field with piano.



Mental Floss (@mental_floss): According to a Wall Street Journal study, there are only 11 minutes of actual football action in an average NFL game.



rdm (@RobertMaxwell): Everyone is jacked up on that deer antler spray #superbowl47



Julia Abenes 「朱莉婭小姐」 (@MissJonelyn): Why don’t we just nix the game and have an battle royale? Its the only way the 49ers will remain a factor at this point. #SuperBowl47



Kimberley’ (@kimberley311293): everyone’s tweet reactions to the commercials is better then the game itself… #superbowl47



Gotta getcha some… (@lakeanagirl): I bet the refs are in that huddle discussing which commercial they like best. #SuperBowl47



kurt braunohler (@KurtBraunohler): Beyonce is walking like she’s stabbing little animals under her spike heels.



Johnathan Fernandez (@JthanPrime): Holographic dancers taking away jobs from human dancers. #superbowl47



Matt Besser (@MattBesser): That looks like that woman who sits next to Jay Z at the Nets games. #goNets #superbowl47



Fitting Group (@brandspanking): Well, people must be liking the halftime show because Twitter is over capacity. #brandbowl



Dave Herman (@TheDaveHerman): Let’s fire Congress and hire Beyoncé. She knows how to get stuff done.



Ethan T. Berlin (@EthanTBerlin): Hey, at the very least, the 49ers got to see a free Beyonce concert. #SuperBowl47


(@brenda_sparks): Not a bad halftime show this year. But thought it might induce a seizure with all those flashing lights. #superbowl47



Jack Allan (@the_jackallan): Everyone stops tweeting about the game when it gets good #superbowl47



Jason Dunn (@thejasondunn): I’ve been sitting on this couch for over 4 hours. I think I’m starting to get bed sores. #superbowl47



Ryan (@ryaninco): I’m glad that the second half of the game has gotten as good as the commercials. #SuperBowl47



Taylor Williamson (@TaylorComedy): Watching that farmer Ram commercial was more uncomfortable than asking the Rite Aid lady to unlock the condoms section for me. #SuperBowl47



Rommel Del Crypt (@RommelDelCrypt): That car commercial would’ve been better if it was a farmer jumping over a Dodge RAM so he could slam dunk a basketball. #SuperBowl47



Lloyd Napsta Austin (@LloydofTwisted): My experiment has been a success. I have not watched the game, but due to Twitter & Facebook I was ALWAYS up to speed. #SuperBowl47



Ryan Maher (@RyanMaherComedy): So much riding on this! The Lombardi trophy, millions in endorsements, top bunk privileges for the winning Harbaugh brother! #SuperBowl47



MusicMonkey (@MusicMonkey): No matter what happens in the game today, the important thing is the @MapleLeafs are playing tomorrow! #itsalwaysabouthockey #SuperBowl47



Phillip Van (@phillipvan): Glad the NFL put into effect the rare 3rd-quarter-blackout-to-equalize lopsided-game rule or I’d still be reading my book. #SuperBowl47





Chet Cannon (@Chet_Cannon): If the Ravens lose, I’m going to shatter a lightbulb and then pee on it, probably. #SuperBowl47




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