Steve Buscemi has played a lot of "creepy" roles in the past -- his words, not ours -- and perhaps that's why when he appeared on 'SNL' as Coach Bert, everyone thought he was a pedophile.

In the sketch, Buscemi plays a coach investigated by other coaches, staff and the FBI just because he lives with his mom and has a certain "creepy" look about him.

However, thanks to a thorough investigation of his personal life, complete with hidden security cameras, it turns out all he's guilty of is not washing his hands.